Jesus Loses His Powers

by guuu

Jesus loses his ability to walk on water and to turn water into wine. Hilarity ensues.

1. I Can't Walk on Water!

Jesus Loses His Powers

Chapter 1: Jesus loses his water-walking powers

One day, Jesus loses his water-walking powers. He tries it one day.

POOM.

He falls in.

"Oh no! What happened?" he says, "Nononononononoo." He splashes around, desperate to feel that familiar solidity of the water. As he was busy splashing, Mary comes along.

"Ahhh! What has happened to my Jesus?" she exclaims, "I must make another baby who can walk on water! Quick, God! Come over here and give me some of that otherworldly sperm!"

And thus, Jesus's brother was created.