Random Commercial
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"HEY, LUSTO!"
"WHAT GLUTTONY!"
"GUESS WHAT MY FAVORITE SUPER-AWESOME-TOTALLY-FAROUT-OH-MY-GOD-SHOP-THERE-NOW-OR-I-WILL-EAT-YOU GROCCERY STORE IS!"
"GEE, GLUTTONY, I HAVE, LIKE NO IDEA!"
"IT'S...OLD GRAVY!"
"WHOOO HOO!"
"AND GUESS WHAT I HEARD ABOUT OLD GRAVY!"
"WHAT IS IT, ENVY!"
"THEY SELL A VARIETY OF MY FAVORITE CEREALS! INCLUDING KILL-ED-O'S, AND MY FAVORITE PALM TREE FERTILIZERS! MMMM, I SURE DO LOVE MY FERTILIZER!"
"THAT'S TOTALLY FUNKY, ENVY!"
"NO KIDDING GLUTTONY! AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ELSE!"
"WHAT!"
"THEY ALSO SELL GORILLAS, AND THE PEOPLE THAT SHOP THERE ARE SOOOOOOOO SMART!" (A/N: joke via Noishe coming up...)
"Hey...I'm gonna talk about...my finger! ...hmmm...what are these circle things?"
"Those are your pores, and they help your finger breath...LIKE THIS! (hypervenelates)"
"WOW, WHAT INTELLEGENT CUSTOMERS, ENVY!"
"I KNOW, LUSTO!"
"OH MY GOD! YOU KNOW WHAT!"
"WHAT GLUTTONY!"
"YOU CAN EVEN GET YOUR HAIR DONE THERE!"
"I ALREADY DID!"
"...oh, yeah...that looks great, Envy...(A/N: cough cough, Envy really looks like a stoned Mariah Carey right now...the way he always looks...okay, I'll shut up now...)"
... akward silence...
(A/N: grass. paperclip. fedex man. pwide und pwedudeeeece. WHAT A GOOD BOOK! ah herr...kinda...)
Then, a leprechaun jumped out of a bush, and ate Lusto...
"LUSTO!"
"LUS---I don't care..."
"wow...this store kinda sucks...when you get past the amazing deals, prices, and whatnot..."
"yeah..."
"You wanna go get a soda and chill wit Snoop?"
"Hokai!"
and they left...
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...bored...it does stuff to you...don't do drugs, kids... :3