Bart's Letter to Rigby
By Shadowgate
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Three weeks after Rigby and Mordecai visited Springfield Illinois a letter was sent to Rigby from Bart Simpson himself.
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Dear Rigby
It's Bart Simpson. I know I didn't put an address at the top right hand corner but fuck it. Oh I love it that I'm writing a letter to you because that way I can cuss and get away with it. Homer won't know and well if he does find out about this letter I'm writing you that's cool. He's funny when he gets mad. He yells "doh" and finds some way to hit his head.
Speaking of hitting I know you enjoyed the music I played you by Gwar. Oh at a recent Gwar concert some little kid named Stuart got his pants pulled down and his ass whooped. Two guys who go by the name Beavis and Butthead who knew him got up on stage and said they knew him. The public humiliation had him screaming so much he took a shit on the stage.
Anyhow I sure hope that doesn't happen to me at a Gwar concert. Oh and if Homer did that to me I'd call CPS. Anyhow I hope you can visit again.
Oh yeah and the bar tender Moe is dead. I didn't hate him but I sure will miss him. Homer and Barney were pallbearers at the funeral. Gwar came through Springfield and mom said I couldn't go because she thinks this band is a bad influence. Oh and Homer totally hates Gwar because they killed Moe.
Ugh mothers, well at least my mom isn't a Senator's wife from Tennessee.
X Bart Simpson