Megaman Drops It Like It's Hot
"I hate kareoke!" screamed the dreaded Dr. Wiley as he laid on the bed and attempted to inseminate himself for the third time.
Megaman and Rush and Roll and Bass and Protoman and Guts Man were trying not to laugh at the idea of an ugly as shit Wily baby.
"Oh Dr. Wily. You're so not with the times," Roll said and then giggled.
"Bitch who told you to leave the kitchen?" Megaman said and bitch slapped her.
"But I paid you for last Monday already!" Roll cried.
She then ran away back to her place to make them all dinner.
"Don't you give my ho any lip!" Pikachu bitch slapped him back.
"Sizzling Circuits!" Megaman yelled. His body fell apart thanks to shoddy manufacturing by malnourished Chinese children making his parts.
"Oh no! Now whose going to save the Digital World?" Zero almost cried.
"I can do it kids!" Spiderman shouted and he came swinging in on his web lines. He went to far and smashed into the window.
"What a dumbass!" giggled Cut Man.
"No, I'm sure it's the guidance system," Dr. Light said to everyone. "Who wants sausage and cabbage?" But everyone just laughed because they knew it wasn't really sausage he had on that dinner plate. It was his dirty old man penis.
But Pyramid Head had other plans for everyone at the dinner party that evening as he busted through the door with his his Great Knife swinging down at them all. They would make a fine kindling for his rape fire because it was rape o' clock and the noodles were way past boiling.
Naruto never knew how to cook them right.
The End.