So. Yes. I was bored, and so I was reading the GoldieTrap bloopers from SpringtrapPrime. And currently I don't feel like finishing Part the Seventh, so take this. All the characters are actors in a particularly stupid movie.

There wasn't really much you COULD get wrong in the first part, so take this.

The Tales Bloopers: Part the Second bloopers

The guard takes a look at the room, and unhooks a costume. It promptly falls on him. "Fuck! Get this thing off of me!"

All of his targets are here again, most likely because they begged their parents. He goes for the red-haired one first, catching him alone. "Hello."

The boy dons some sunglasses. "Batteries."

William sighs. "I knew it was a mistake to let BB dress up as Raynold. At least we don't have the whole 'white ball of light' problem…."

Music was strumming the air in nervous excitement, whispering the chords. "G, G minor, uh….wait, what's my next line?"

"F!" shouts John. "YOUR LINE'S F!"

"Just F? Are you sure?"

"YES! I READ THE SCRIPT ALL THE WAY THROUGH!"

"But it only goes up to the seventh part…and also, you literally only have this part. And you're a ghost, you can't touch things."

"DON'T QUESTION IT!"

Knife backs away, and he has to stop himself from strangling the boy. "W-what do you mean? I d-didn't want this, I d-don't-" This time he lets himself grab the boy, dragging him closer. "H-hey! Let go!"

He laughs, and then pauses. The pause extends on, as he awkwardly holds the boy an arm's length away from himself.

Utter silence.

William finally speaks. "Um, line…."

He walks in clean. The children turn to him, except for Fred, who swears and shakes the machine. "Aw, c'mon! I had it! I totally had it! Go to hell, Pinky!" The boy inserts more quarters and begins playing again, totally absorbed in the game. William sighs. "John, I'm back…"

The boy continues ignoring him. William walks up and taps him on the shoulder. No response. "John?"

Nothing. He's totally absorbed in the game.

Inky peers out from behind the sound station. "Cut…"

He turns back around, and draws his knife out again. Before any of the children can react, he grabs Excited and slits his throat. The boy makes a small strangled sound (he can't help but think it's because he's so small) before he goes limp. Freddy chooses this moment to walk on stage with Foxy. The bear freezes. "What the?..."

Foxy growls, the noise resonating in his throat. "Landlubber, ya better be puttin th' lad back down…"

"It's a movie! A movie! Not real life! Please don't attack the guy that has like two million more scenes to do!" John flails wildly in front of the two animatronics, who stare at him oddly. Freddy scratches his head. "Why are we doing this again?"

"Money."