A/N: Whoa, just watched Grissom versus the Volcano and I'm totally inspired to write this. Enjoy!
Disclaimer: Unfortunately, I do not own the incredible series known to us as CSI, but if I did I would probably just mess things up even further. (By that, I mean many, many more bad things would've happened to the cast we know and adore.)
Once upon a time,
there was a king who lived
in his kingdom
of
Forensically Ever After,
And the king's name was
Gil Grissom.
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And King Grissom had a wife,
A wife who was
Superiorly
Intelligent, (that is,
To most patrons of his kingdom)
And her name was
Catherine Willows.
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And Queen Catherine and
King Grissom had
Several children, each who
Worked steadily and obediently,
But at times challenging authority
And solving cases at astonishing speeds.
These children were
Nick Stokes,
Warrick Brown,
And their only daughter, Sara Sidle.
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King Grissom and Queen Catherine
Were part of an elite social class,
The
Las Vegas Crime Lab.
Only the highest in society got there,
One being a good friend,
Jim Brass.
--
Brass was Prime Minster of FEA,
And as so, he was involved in many of King Grissom's
Decisions.
--
Crime-related decisions.
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Despite having three children,
The King and
Queen of
FEA
Had servants, many of which the King was paternally loving towards
And the Queen treated as her own offspring.
Their names were Wendy, Hodges and
Greg,
Greg being the best of all.
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And the King and Queen had
Significantly appealing
Character traits, traits that would have changed
Should the human
(actor)
Become different.
--
Queen Catherine
Was notoriously strong,
Feminine and powerful, with
Unbelievable attractiveness.
It was this that made her a good ruler,
That she could both charm everyone around her
And
Take control of any situation,
Simultaneously.
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King Grissom
Was a Father to all.
He was a protector to everyone around him,
Willing to serve and willing to fight.
Grissom would put his life on the line for an instant should
Anything happen
To one of his own.
Sara, Nick.
Warrick, Wendy.
Hodges, Greg.
Catherine.
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I've got you, Catherine.
The bullets won't get you, Catherine.
You're safe now, Catherine.
I won't let anything happen to you, Catherine.
I love you so very much,
Catherine.
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And it is with this I conclude,
Knowing full well that whatever might happen in that
Huge, huge world
Whatever you might call it,
King Grissom would do anything within his power
To make sure those around him
Are safe from harm.