Can Do, Kitty Kat...
Sunday September 15th 10:00AM
Great... just plain great.
Once again the hornmeister has given me the horn...
10 seconds later
I wonder if Emma knows about him and his horniness...
Ewwww! What did I just say?
Gosh. I must call Jas...
1 minute later
"Bon jour, my fringy palsy walsy."
"Gee?"
"Oui?" silence...
"Um... could you call back?"
"No."
"Why not?"
"Well for one, after Dave gave me the horn once again I went to find you and you just walked away. And two... I really need some jammy dodgers."
She hung up on me.
Nice pal she is.
12:49 PM
In my bed of pain.
I just found Libby's lost tooth under my back.
Oh merdi... Libby and Mr. Fish have now joined us... (By us I mean the tooth and I)
She wants me to read Heidi... AGAIN... obviously I cannot object her... unless I'm willing to have Mr. Fish shoved up my nose.
Which I am not.
3:15 PM
At the park with the Ace gang
"So, Gee. Tell us all the gossy gossip on the DTL front." Rosie gushed... there were too many G's in that sentence.
"Well, you know... after weekend rehearsal." The gang made a gagging noise "Dave walked me home and said I was beautiful and that he needed to sort some things out... AND THEN SAID S'LATERS!"
Silence from the gang.
"What?"I said.
"Well, Kitty Kat. I didn't know you could be so feisty!" my head spun around to face Dave,
"Yes, well I'm in a boxerish mood today..." And then I flounced off in the direction of home.
11:34 PM
At home
Ignoring Dave was turning out to be quite a difficulty...
He'd already called twice.
And come over... sadly Mutti let him in.
And now he's in my room.
With me.
And Angus and Gordy.
BANG... and now Libby,
OH DOUBLE MERDI! She's started singing,
"Sex bum, Sex bum, I'm a sex bum" and she's singing REALLY loudly and now Angus and Gordy have made up a new and improved yowling bridge... oh great, Dave's laughing!
"You know Gee. I think I rather like your family... wanna Midget Gem?" I took one silently from the packet he held out towards me and turned away from him,
"Gee... what did I say...?"
S'laters... you said s'laters Dave
"Nothing... well, maybe just... Um... I really..." Oh gosh I was turning into Ellen... smooth Gee smooth.
Finally Mutti got Libby to get into her OWN bed, and now Mutti was in mine,
"So... what happening dudes?" Oh Mutti... if only you knew,
"Um... stuff... I guess." I answered
"Cool." She walked out.
10 minutes later
Me and Dave where laughing about some movie he'd seen recently when my Mutti walked back in,
"So, Dave are you expected back home anytime soon?"
"Uh... no I don't think so... why? I could hear the smile in his voice,
"Well, we have a couch that you're more welcome to stay on."
"Yeah alright. I'll just go and call my Mutti." Dave walked out and Mutti mouthed a lame as 'You're welcome' and chucked me something, then she went calling to my Vatti.
I looked down at my hands and saw what she'd given me... a packet of durex!
EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!
And just before things could get any worse, Angus threw up a hairball in my hand.