25 ways to annoy Edward Cullen
When he listens to classical music, tell him "this music is rubbish! You should have better music; you've been around long enough" and leave the room.
Put a mouse in his piano so the next time he goes to play it, he hears squeaking noises when he presses any button.
Tell him Bella has left him for Emmett and that Rosalie would gladly marry him now that Emmett is out of the picture.
When you're around him, start getting songs like "it's a small world" stuck in your head.
When he's deep in thought, stand next to him and talk to him through your mind and tell him you're his conscience.
When him and Bella are in the bedroom, stand by their door and say "I know what you're dooooing" in your mind.
Kidnap Nessie and give her to Jacob and ask him where she is.
When he asks Alice where she is and she can't find her either, say "well you guys are a couple of useless vampires" and walk away.
Draw a really spastic stick figure and give it to him and tell him it's a self portrait of him that you drew.
Tell him that you got his Volvo pregnant. (if you're female, this one is sure to confuse him)
Replace his sofa with a bed.
The next morning ask him if his bed was comfy enough for his sleep that night.
When he tells you he didn't sleep, have a breakdown and think it's because the bed was too lumpy.
When he yells at you, simply reply with "whatcha gonna do Edward? Go to Italy?"
Give him really lame nicknames like "Edweirdo, Edwina, Eddie-kins" any of these are sure to annoy him.
Call him the 107 yr old virgin.
Steal all his cds and replace them ALL with the "Like A Virgin" single by Madonna.
When he asks you if you know what happened, reply in your mind "I saw Gramps do it" and walk away.
If he asks you to help him with something, start thinking of all the pro's and con's of it in your mind, but emphasise the unimportant parts of the sentence.
Get a temporary tattoo that says "Edward was here, *enter date here*" on your ass and show Bella.
When she yells at Edward, pretend to be Edwards conscience again and tell him "I told you, cheating on Bella was a bad idea."
Hide in Edwards closet, get into a skin coloured, skin tight body suit covered in feathers, and in the morning, leave his room while Bella walks past.
When Edward gets word of your stunt, reply "hey you should've been more careful with those pillows last night" loud enough for Bella to hear you.
Buy the Jonas Brothers for him and tell him that Kevin wants his babies.
When he refuses, tell Kevin very solemnly that it won't work out between you two.