XD don't ask about the theme. I'm just writing one of my dreams down. Unless you peoples can change my mind…or give me ideas, this is a multi-chapter one shot thing…

The candy bar potion.

Shikamaru Nara was just waking up when he heard the phone ring. It was early in the morning so he though for a moment, but answered it quickly after.

"Hello?"

"Yo, this is Naruto."

Shikamaru was relieved it wasn't a stalker but he still was half awake.

"What do you want, Naruto? It's only 10:00 in the morning."

"…you were still sleeping?"

"What do you think?"

"….uh…anyways Sasuke told me to call you and Neji for a reason I do not know of…he probably is going to buy us RAMEN" Naruto screamed into the phone trying to be obnoxious.

"Well, if it was Sasuke…and not you just trying to be a retard….fine. I'll be at your house when I'm ready." Naruto had started chanting 'ramen' so Shikamaru thought it was a good time to hang up on him….and he did so.

Neji had a similar conversation with Naruto as Shikamaru did. But Neji had been awake for a while.

Shikamaru…who I am getting too lazy to type his full first name so we will be calling Shika…. Was dressed and heading out the door. Thus, Shika was ready.

Neji has been ready for a long time but was told to locate Hinata. He found a note on her desk saying;

Neji,

If father looks for me I am at Sakura's house. But, I would rather you say that I am out training with my team. If he asks which area say that you haven't a clue. Thank you once again. I left you the payment in my left-hand drawer. 10.00 as promised. If you forgot about it the payment was from the carnival that I went to with your loan.

Hinata.

Of course I will say she is training…only because I got my money back…ok…now I can go to Sasuke's. Thank god. And with that thought he told Hiashi, and left to Sasuke's.

Sasuke was waiting eagerly for Naruto, Shika, and Neji. When he heard a chanting noise coming down the street. Then a loud 'thump'. He then opened the door to see Naruto on the ground passed out and a huge bump on his head. Shika was standing there wondering what to do. Eventually, not even looking up to see Sasuke, he put his hands in his pockets then started walking. Apparently he decided to leave him there.

"…" Sasuke said, and walked over to Shika.

"You're just…leaving him?"

"…Duh." Shika replied.

"…" Sasuke realized that if he was making Shika and Neji do this as well, he should make Naruto do it to. He walked over to him and grabbed his collar. Turned around. Then started walking, dragging Naruto behind.

"I thought of that to. But I don't care if he's here anyway." Shika said.

"Exactly, but I want him to do this too."

"By the way, what are we even doing?"

"You will see soon enough."

Too, be continued….