Margikarp is Smarter than Ash!
Ash: Yes!!! I finally caught a Magikarp level 1!!!
Misty: they're easy to catch…..
Ash: Stupid beep Misty….
Misty: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!
Ash: Oh man…. she's in her got to kill'em all, got to kill'em all mode….
Misty: Why You!!
Arcticuno2001: Don't Kill him!!! I got him on the who wants to be a millionair!!!
Misty: Finally! He's gonna get brains…..
Ash: That'll be the day!!
Brock: Kool…. I'll bet my mom be'd there!
Ash: Your mom is dead….
Brock: I know…. I don't care, she'll be there!!
Arcticuno2001: Oh yeah, I also got Magikarp to go in too!
Ash: Bah! Lets have a contest… Who's smarter!!!!
(write the pole in your review)
later, when everone turned in their pole and they counted it up, its
Brock: 1 for Ash….
Ash: Like whos the man… No one can do it like Ashie can!! I can beat Magikarp anyday!
Brock… and 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 for Magaikarp.
Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! I COUNTED MYSELF, AND THAT SHOULD'VE BEEN ENOUGH!!!
Brock: oops, forgot one for…..
Ash: It's me, plz me!!!
Brock: Magikarp.
Ash: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Brock: so that's….. 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000!!!Magikarp is officially the WINNER!!
Ash: Oh well, I still get to go…..
(At the Millionair station)
Ash: Ok, I'm here to…………………..
Misty and Brock: Lose to a Magikarp…..
Ash: That'll be the day…….
Misty and Brock: Like forever……
Ash: I'm up, I'm up, I'm up!!
(Like the nitwit he was!)
Host: So Ash, what are you here for?
Ash: To get something you give!!!
Host: Ooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkk……………
Ash: come on, I do have all day!!
Host: Arcticuno2001, Do I have to do this???
Arcticuno2001: The Legendary Pokemon Board says you have to.
Host: Dang….. Ok, the first question is….. What is your full name?
Ash: Hmmmmm, that's a toughie…….
Host: you're timed……
Ash: I think it's Ash Ketchup!
Host: Nooooooooooo…… Son of a beep!!!!
Ash: I won, I won, I knew it!!
(Again: Like the nitwit he was….)
Host: Get thebeep outta here!
Ash: I lost………………………
Ash makes a moaning sound like when Brock gets dumped by a pretty girl.
Host: Magikarp, get up here!!
Magikarp goes up somehow….
Host: You know the rules, so lets play… Who wants to Be a brain cell millionair!
Magikarp: Karp!
Host: First question, what's your name???
Magikarp: karp karp magikarp!
Host: ding ding ding! You're correct!
Magikarp: Karp!
Host: another 2 and you win!
Magikarp: Magikarp!!
Host: name a water pokemon that is useless the pre-evolution but greater in its evoulution.
Magikarp: Magikarp!!!!
Host: correct!! No offense…..
Magikarp: karp karp!!
Host: final question: (Yes, you trainers too.)
What pokemon learns Tackle at level 15???
Magikarp: Magikarp!!!
Host: You win!!! You win!!!!
Ash: I lost the bet too!! I lost the horse race, I need to pay water bill,……. (kept going on about his debts) and I only have a penny!
Stealer: Oh, ho, no you don't! Takes Ash's penny
Brock(snickering): Correction: you are broke.
Ash: what am I to do???
Misty: Go just off a cliff….
Ash, No, I did that last episode….
Brock: I can't belive you remembered!!!
Ash: me either….
Brock: Whats your secret?!?!?!
Ash: why?
Brock I keep forgetting what I need to do.
(What he needed to do was feed his pokemon…. for 20 straight days!!!)
Ash: Jump off a cliff, I guess….
Brock: WEEEEEEEEE!! (Imitating Ash when Ash fell down…)
Misty: Burning your self to death?
Ash: no Musty, I survive.
Misty: WHAT!!!!
Ash(Thinkng she was surprised that he survived a flamethrower.)
Yeah, I did say that!!
Misty (Gets a ___________ and kills Ash)
put a weapon here
Misty: This is easier to die!!!
(I'm too lazy to say Magikarp karp etc, so I'll translate it into English.)
Magikarp: I don't need a beep trainer!
Misty: Would you like to be my pokemon?
Magikap: L …..I guess so…………
(And they lived unhappily ever after…)
Tune in next time in Hah Hah, It's a dead Ash!