-1A/N This is a toilet story! I feel random! RANDOMNESS!

It was a sunny day in Amity Park. Danny and his friends were walking to school until Danny's ghost sense went off.

"Great, when I thought the day couldn't get any better." Danny said, then he transformed into Danny Phantom. Sam and Tucker were standing and staring at the ghost. The ghost was a toilet.

"I am the ruler of toilet! Come my people!" The Toilet said, and then a bunch of other toilets came. A few of them had crazy kind of hair, and baby toilet were licking plungers. Danny look dumbstruck at the sight of this.

"Yes! Now I will rule the world!" The Toilet said, then his phone rang. The toilet answered it. "Hello…., oh, hi mommy!…..no, I did not…..you did……mommy, stop, your embarrassing me…..yes I brought an extra pair of you-know-what. ……mommy! Yes, yes, yes!….no!…..no!……bye mommy….yes, I love you two." Then he hung up. All the other toilets stared at him, including Danny, Sam, and Tucker. "What? It was my mommy. Carry on." After the toilet said that, a girl toilet came up to him.

"My name is Toily. I saw this ghost that had steal on. I wanna marry him. Do you know where he is?" Toily said.

"Honey!" The man toilet said.

"Sorry Jam." Toily said.

"What? Why? Never mind! I never thought I would have to fight a bunch of ghost toilets!" Danny said. He pulled out the thermos and opened it, but the ghost toilets wouldn't go in. "Come on! Work!"

"We are not ghosts! We just want to have a party!" Jam said. "And, what is wrong with your little friends?" Tucker and Sam were still staring at all the toilets.

"Um, we gotta get to school. Right Tucker?" Sam said.

"Huh?" Tucker asked confused. Sam elbowed him in the stomach. "R-right! School! I completely forgot there was a school!" And the two ran all the way to school. Danny changed back into human and followed them.

"Are parties on!" Jam said.

The toilets were partying like crazy. The town looked like a hurricane came across and stopped for a vacation. Then Skulker came to hunt Danny, but he ran into Toily.

"Hi, will you marry me?" Toily asked.

"I already have a toilet wife." Skulker said. "Now tell me where the ghost child is!"

"Your so funny!" Toily said, then she dragged Skulker to a quiet place. Skulker was struggling to get out.

"NOOOO! I will not stand for this!" Skulker said. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"