The night was hot and moist, much like triple's nipples. Blaze was touching himself in his no-no square area, when speak of the devil, triple wadled in on him. "Triple wtf haven't you heard of knockin'?" Blazed screamed in his pre-pubesent man-boy screech. "I'm polishing mah doorknob heah!"
Triple walks in and closes the door behind him. It was then Blaze saw that triple was in a WWE wrestling outfit, the undertaker's to be exact, and was wobbling his eyebrows at him. "I wanted to see if... you wanted to wrassle wit me."
"LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEE!" Blaze yet again screeched and he jumped up and tackled undertaker-tripps and pinned him down with his half chub. "fucc me daddy, oh so suggoi kawaii neko-neko-NIIII!"
triple-taker then proceeded to grab their sausages and squeezed so hard that their nuts exploded. A refferee then slid on the ground next to then and slapped the ground 3 times. "ONE. TWO. THREE. YOU'RE OUT MOTHERFUCKERS!"
then they dieded of bloodloss, teh end