Congratulations!
You are now the owner of a fully automated Bruce Banner unit. To ensure that you get the full use and benefits of your hulking doctor, please pay close attention to the following instructions.
Basic Information:
Name: Dr. Bruce Banner
Date Of Manufacture: Year of 1968
Place Of Manufacture: Marvel, Nine Realms
Height: Around 6'2"
Weight: Unknown
Race: Human
Your Bruce unit will come with the following accessories
Three shirts
Two pants
2 boots
2 Pair of glasses
1 unkempt scooter
1 box of tea
When you first open your Bruce unit, he will be fidgety and awkward. Give him space and time he will open up for small bouts of company.
Cleaning: The Bruce unit is fully capable of cleaning himself and will keep the house clean.
Programming:
Your Bruce unit is intelligent and sweet, and can carry out the following functions:
Date: He is handsome, mature, and very smart. Bribe him with enough tea and quiet time and he shall go with you to any event. Warning: The more chaotic the event, the less time he can stay.
Doctor: He is filled with knowledge about the human body and his hands are steady. Got impaled with a pole? Got the common cold? He is an excellent doctor we are told!
Meditation partner: The Bruce is an expert at meditating and achieving the Zen. If you ever feel tired full of doing yoga and meditating by yourself than Bruce will keep you company and make you feel better.
Science teacher: Because of his advanced knowledge in science your Bruce will make an excellent tutor in scientific arts. He will especially keep you from making his mistakes.
Your Bruce unit comes with five different modes:
Companion
Love
Nervous
Loner
HULK
The Companion mode is activated whenever Bruce is with other units Avengers. He will chuckle at jokes and Tony units, talk science, eat, drink (very little), laugh at other units and smile. He will also react differently to different units in this mode.
Love is activated when Bruce is around Betty units. He will blush, take her out to eat, try to impress and protect her.
The Nervous mode is activated when Bruce is in a unfamiliar area or/and surrounded by unfamiliar people. Try to keep him from getting nervous because that will lead him to entering HULK mode. When nervous he will sweat, pace, clean glasses, ring hands, not make good conversation and monitor his heartbeat.
Loner: This is activated when Bruce is in danger of going into HULK more or becoming stressed. He will lock himself in his room, drink tea, meditate, snap at visitors, read books, and eat very little.
The HULK mode is activated when Bruce is in danger, someone is in danger or he gets really angry. He will turn into a giant, green rage monster and will smash everything. This includes aliens, gods, humans, cars and regular people. Warning: Homeowners insurance is advised.
Reaction to other units:
Tony Stark: This unit is a fellow avenger and Bruce's science buddy. When around this unit the Tony will try to make your Bruce go into HULK mode. When he is not trying to summon the HULK they will spend countless hours in the lab, making things, trolling Fury units and causing minor explosives.
Thor Odinson: This unit is a fellow avenger. The Bruce and Thor will get along fine as long as the Bruce does not go into HULK mode. Thor is the only one who can deal with the Hulk but otherwise you can leave them alone.
Clint Barton: This unit is a fellow avenger. When around the Bruce unit the Clint will try to avoid making the other go into HULK mode. Other than that they will eat, watch movies, and laugh at Tony units together.
Natasha Romanova: The Natasha and Bruce can be left alone as long as the Bruce does not test her (she will pull a weapon). Otherwise they will discuss random topics, watch movies and eat.
Steve Rogers: The Steve is one of the only people that Bruce feels comfortable with because of him overlooking the HULK. When Steve is not ordering in a plate of smash they will discuss books and movies, babysit Tony and Thor units, eat out, and visit museums.
Nick Fury: He is the Bruce unit's boss. They get along fine even if Fury locks him in a giant cake dish.
Phil Coulson: The unit is the handler of the Bruce unit.
Loki Odin-Laufeyson: This unit will go into HULK mode around a Loki in madness mode (See Loki manual) and will proceed to beat the Loki like a drum. However if a Loki is in companion mode then the two will have intelligent conversations and drink lots of tea.
General Ross: He is the Bruce's former boss and sworn enemy. DO NOT LEAVE ALONE UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE.
Betty Ross: This unit is the lost lover and means more to Bruce than any other. He will not harm, scream, curse or go into HULK around her unless to protect her. You can leave them alone.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: My Bruce is very withdrawn and will not come of his room. How do I draw him out.
A: Tea. Lots and lots of tea.
Q: My friend went to college and took her Tony unit with her. Now my unit is all quiet and keeps looking at his lab in despair. How do I help?
A: Buy a Tony Stark or find a friend who has one.
Q: My Bruce and Loki have destroyed my house because Loki have went into madness. I'm so lost about how to rebuild it.
A: I am sorry but we can not help you. That is why we advise homeowners insurance when you buy the Bruce unit.
Q: What happened to my unit? Hes tall, blonde, talks strange, always eating a poptart and has threatened my radio with a giant hammer to many times to be comfortable. I'm so confused!
A: You have been sent a Thor unit by mistake. Draw Thor into the box using poptarts and send him back. Your Bruce should arrive soon.
Warranty: With proper care, the Bruce unit will live for years and die of old age, unless a battle kills him. However, if you get scared with the angry doctor, you can always send him back to our company for a full refund (within 12 months of purchase).