"peridot? more like periTHOT amirite haha" amethist said
"HEY THATS INNAPPROPRAITE FOR CHILDREN TO HEAR AND STEVEN IS A CHLID!" pearl yelled
"what did amathyst say?!" steven asked
"nothing...um...she said 'peridot? more like periNOT!' hahahahahhahaha right guys she said that not the innappropriate thing right hahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha" pearl replied
garnet chuckeled ad stars appeared in pearls eyes because APPROVAL
so l8r outside peridot was still on the leash
"peridot? more like periCAUGHT right lol" pearl said
amethirst groaned
garnet smiled but not chuckled
the stars appeared pearls eyes AGAIN
then later they were pickign up the mess from the robo fight pearl and peridot had
"peridot? more like periFOUGHT"
"oh myyyyyyyyyyyy god i learned my lesson JUST SHUT UP" amethyst cried
garnet was neutral
STAR EYES!
pearl saw an boat out in sea in the beach
"peridot? more like periYAUTCH"
pearl saw a stoner
"peridot? more like periPOT"
pearl saw a schoolbuss
"peridot? more like periTAUGHT"
pearl saw peridot write smething down
"peridot? more like periJOT"
pear saw a dead boody
"peridiot? more like periROT"
pearl saw a robonoid
"perdiot? more like PERIbot!"
"pearl youre kicked out of the cyrstal gems" garnet said
"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?" peal squacked "why. why are you doing this to me. i have been in here for thousands of years. i died liked 0239402394-02 bajillion times."
"youre awful jokes are getting outta hand p. its too much" amethyst said
amethyst nudged peridot and winked
"besides u forgot one...periHOT" amethsyt concluded
peridot blushed