Chris:
Welcome to the Premier of the Brand New Season of Total Drama. This season's theme is Game Shows! Come on Down! The Campers will compete in Gameshow related challenges. They will be staying at this abandoned Soundstage. Here come our contestants! Season 1 Winner, Owen!
Owen:
Woohoo! Finally I'm back! It's been way too long.
Chris:
I couldn't disagree more. Also returning 4 Time Loser, Harold!
Harold:
Gee Chris thanks for the Intro GOSH!
Chris:
Next is Dakota!
Dakota:
Don't think I forgot about last time. I may not be a freak anymore but I can still mess your day up.
Chris:
How cute that you think that.
Dakota:
(Scoffs)
Chris:
Lightning's Back!
Lightning:
Sha-Yeah! I'm winnin' this time too!
Total Drama Revisited Winner, Dawn!
Dawn:
Greetings everyone I hope I go far but I've already won so somebody else will deserve it over me.
Chris:
Follwing Close behind: Total Drama Revisited's Runner-Up, Kevin
Kevin:
Mark my words Dawn and I will be the first couple in whch we both win a season.
Dawn:
No need to boast Kev.
Kevin:
It's true.
Dawn:
That may be but overconfidence can be a burden.
Kevin:
How true that is.
Dawn:
(Kisses Kevin) Now behave (smiles)
Kevin:
O-Of course.
Chris:
Next up...The "Genius" Lindsay.
Lindsay:
(Trips)
Harold:
Are you okay my angel?
Lindsay:
I'm fine.
Harold:
Good. I didn't want you to bruise your beatiful face.
Chris:
Total Drama's biggest fangirl Sierra!
Sierra:
I missed you guys so much (Hugs everybody)
Chris:
Anne-Maria
Anne-Maria:
Oh Yeah. You Total Drama guys didn't get enough a me did ya? Don't worry I'm back and I'm winnin' that million!
Chris:
Next up: Courtney!
Courtney:
That's right and I'm here to claim MY money!
Kevin:
Whatever. Duncan's probably spinning all of his winnings on you anyway.
Courtney:
Shut Up!
Chris:
Next up...Nirvana!
Nirvana:
You're going down Kev.
Kevin:
I'm shaking in my boots.
Nirvana:
You'll be sorry.
Chris:
Next is Everyone's Favorite Party Boy, Geoff!
Geoff:
Yeah! Time to Party Bros! (fist bumps Kevin) Thanks for treating Bridge nice.
Kevin:
No problem she's a good girl.
Geoff:
So is Dawn. And not too shabby (laughs)
Kevin:
Ha I know she's Beautiful but that's not what I love about her.
Geoff:
I see you're one of those emotional lover boy guys...That's cool.
Chris:
Enough Chit Chat. Next up Noah!
Noah:
Great you picked me again.
Nirvana:
Hey Noah.
Noah:
What's up?
Nirvana:
Getting picked for this stupid show again I miss Tyler already he's not competing this season.
Noah:
That sucks.
Chris:
Next up is Mike!
Mike:
Hey guys (smiles) I hope (breaths)
Chester:
You kids stay off my lawn.
Mike:
(Groans)
Chris:
Next up is Cody!
Cody:
Hey Guys. Hey Bookworm (Kisses Noah)
Noah:
You made it here in one piece (smirks)
Cody:
Of course.
Chris:
And then we have Zoey!
Zoey:
Hey guys (Kisses Mike) Great to be back.
Mike:
I'll say.
Chris:
And our twist is last season's twist we have 2 new editions.
Kevin:
I'm not the newbie anymore.
Chris:
Introducing the very smart Jay.
Jay:
(a medium hight boy with Blonde Hair emerges) Hey guys it's nice to meet you. Kev you're one of my favorites (blushes)
Kevin:
Th-Thanks that means a lot.
Kevin:
*I like the new guy*
Jey:
*Okay I have a slight crush on Kevin but he's so cute he's even cuter in person*
Chris:
Next up is the Lovely Dominique.
Dominique:
Is Trent Here?
Chris:
Nope.
Dominique:
Alejandro?, Tyler?, Justin?, Duncan?, Scott?
Chris:
Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope and Nope.
Dominique:
(Groans and leaves)
Dominique:
*Wow all the hot guys weren't picked. Where's the eye candy? I guess Lightning, Mike, and Kevin will do*
Chris:
This will be like TDA you will be sleeping in Trailers, Being taken out in the Lame-O-Zine. But instead of Guilded Chris awards you'll be getting Complementary Chris Coins! So lets get to the trailers.
Harold:
What about teams?
Chris:
Oh Yeah the Newbies will pick their teams. Jay tell us your team name.
Jay:
Team Awesome!
Chris:
Okay. Dominique?
Dominique:
Team Drama.
Chris:
Very fitting. Now Jay pick a player.
Jay:
Kev.
(Kevin Joins Jay)
Kevin:
(Whispers) Pick Dawn next.
Jay:
Of Course.
Chris:
Dominique.
Dominique:
Nirvana.
(Nirvana Joins Dominique)
Lightning:
Very fitting good choice Dominique
Chris:
Jay.
Jay:
Dawn.
(Dawn smiles and joins Jay and Kev)
(A Montage of the Teams being picked)
Chris:
This is the Team Layout.
Team Awesome
2. Kevin
3. Dawn
4. Owen
5. Courtney
6. Dakota
7. Lindsay
8. Geoff
9. Anne-Maria
Team Drama
10. Dominique
11. Lightning
12. Mike
13. Harold
15. Sierra
16. Noah
17. Zoey
18. Cody
Kevin:
Perfect.
Chris:
Now go to your trailers
(Team Awesome)
Jay:
Hey guys I'd like to get to know you all.
Owen:
I like Food!
Jay:
That I definitely know.
Kevin:
You'll get to know us all soon.
Jay:
Sounds fun.
Courtney:
*I don't know about the new guy yet he seems a little too chipper for my liking. But we'll see*
(Team Drama)
Dominique:
So guys I'm Dominique I'm 16 and I like music.
Mike:
That's cool.
Dominique:
I can't wait to start doing Game Shows I always dominate when I play at home.
Zoey:
Oh my God it will be so fun.
Sierra:
I can play Jeopardy on the College Tournament.
Noah:
Little known fact guys when I was a kid I competed on the kid's Jeapordy.
Sierra:
Cool did you win?
Noah:
Really? You're asking ME if I won?
Sierra:
I'll take that as a yes.
Lightning:
Lightning's gonna Dominate.
Nirvana:
*Lightning's Track Record with mental challenges isn't very good. He may be a liability*
Chris:
Who will get the first boot?, What will our first Challenge be? Who will win said Challenge? Find out next time on Total Drama The Game Show!
(Ending Theme)