3/11/2001
Dear Diary,
I can't wait until Russel's sister, Rina comes she's going to be our camera woman I can't wait! The camera guy before her did something very nasty and illegal so we had no choice to fire him. So when I was playing with my guitar I played a tune it was Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum Dum it would go great if 2D was singing the words Feel good or something I can't wait until I tell the guys, Oh yeah the reason I write in here because I can't speak English the only words is "get the cool shoeshine" I might sing it in the song sometime, and also here is this story what happened to Russel's soda
"Where's my damn soda at?" Shouted Russel "Right here." Said 2D as he tried to hold in a laugh "What's so funny?" asked Russel "Nothing I'm watching a zombie movie." (Russel rolled his eyes) (He opens his soda and drinks it) (He hiccups) "Hey hey hey." "What ya watching?" He asked "Nothing." Said 2D (Russel hiccups….. again) "Want to play a game?" Yelled Russel
"What's the big deal?" Murdoc asked (2D whispered in his ear) "You made him drunk?" (2D nods his head) "You sod." (Russel climbs on the table) "Whoa Whoa Whoa!"Shouted Murdoc "Get off that table me dad gave it to me." "Sorry Russel broke it" "I'm about to kill that man." Said Murdoc "I have an idea" (2D whispers in his ear) (A smile appears on his face)
"Russel who do you have a crush on?" "Beyonce." (2D and Murdoc laugh) "What does your sister looks like?" "She has a bang that covers her eyes, she has wide hips, skinny, and she looks pretty I would date her myself" (Murdoc drools) "Does she like bad boys?" Asked 2D "She Goth or punk or somthin' like that" "Does she have a boyfriend?" Said 2D "No." "Does your sister like to get drunk?" asked Murdoc "Why are you talking about my sister like that why you lost your mind." "If you ever talk about my sister like that you won't even have a mouth to ask questions you dig?" (Murdoc nods his head)
That stuff didn't last but they still had a fun time I can't wait until I meet her also um Murdoc was thinking of a album and we might name it Gorillaz and I can't wait for that too Murdoc all he talks about behind Russel's back about Rina. 2D and Murdoc are fighting over her oh boy I hope I'm not in this I'm usually not but I hope to stay far away of them nobody wants to see Murdoc yell.
Author's Note
How do you like it Noodle is always animated in this and also Rina might appear in the second chapter or third who knows but the camera guy only did two videos for Gorillaz and he got arrested to put into jail they had put flyers out and nobody sighed up but Rina her real name is Jasmine but everyone calls her Rina ever since when she was 4 she saw it on a TV show and she wanted her name to be Rina it's the same thing but it's Japanese for Jasmine whenever someone calls her that she gets a little mad well see ya – Love4Frogs
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