"Baby I was born this way!" Naruto exclaimed walking down the street, shakin his hips and moving to the song seductively not really caring who saw but little did he know a certain Uchiha was watching…and masturbating.

Stranger in the corner aka saukequerr watching thinking to himself who is that sexy beast dancing like a crazy fool making his way across the room to get closer to this blonde babe he gets in close putting his hand on narutos hips and starts dancing with him "hey"

Naruto gasped not know what was happening felt the strange mans erection on his backside and turned to see it was super sexy man who had a duck butt hairstyle, "Wassup! My names Naruto and I was born 12 years ago with a demon fox in me. Everyone abuses me and rapes me but that's fine." he grinned and grinded his ass against the strange hottie, "You're giving me such a wettie."

Sasuke gives a evil but sexy grin, "I didn't need to know your life story but whateves your sexy so you can get away with it. I'm Sasuke I have a dark past and a strong hate for my brother who treats me like shit but its cool I have angry sex with random hot strangers and it makes me feel better. and I know you can feel how hard you make me."

"Didn't fucking ask for your life story bro but whatever." Naruto said pouting. He turned so that he was facing Sasuke and he licked his lips, "Why don't we just go somewhere more private and have hot sweaty man sex like theres no tomorrow or we can just fuck here I don't really give a damn." Naruto said wraping his arms around Sasuke.

Looks deep into Narutos eyes "Well I have been knocking on your backdoor this whole time, so your place or mine? But hurry up and make up your mind cause I need some sex stat." slaps narutos ass.

Naruto smiled up at him lovingly then grabbed Sasuke's hand, "Lets go to my house!" he led Sasuke down the street and into an alley to where a raggedy cardboard box was and turned to Sasuke, "Well this is my pad whatcha think." Naruto opened it up to reveal a very nice red couch with a big screen tv and a nice coffee table. All in all it had a very contemporary feel, very classy for a cardboard box. Naruto opened one flap to show his bedroom that had a kind size bed, "Shall we?" he asked Sasuke.

"Your place is amazaaaaaa." Sasuke looks at Naruto and then then the bed and then at Naruto again. he picks up Naruto and throws him on to the bed and start roughly making out with him.

"Dwah! Sasuke hold on…" Naruto started crying. Sasuke was terrifying him. He only knew him for about 5 minutes now but this wasn't the Sasuke he knew and loved. Where was his Sasuke! "S-Sasuke…Im a virgin…" Naruto said bashfully.

Sasuke looks at Naruto in confussion "sigh you brought me here for one reason and that reason alone…to fuck. And it will happen. But if you need a breather to get over your pms then fine." Sasuke lays back on to the bed and made himself comfy." Come on babe cuddle with me like we are a couple a faggots and then when you are ready ima rock your world."

Naruto smiled sweetly at Sasuke, "Thanks Sasuke-chan-sama-san-kun-sempai…kun." He leaned against Sasuke and started sucking on his nipples to get some of Sasuke's breast milk then pulled back and pushed Sasuke down and crawled on top of him, "I'm about to rock you…like a hurricane."

"Damn straight." Sasuke takes the top of course and starting making out with Naruto. "Now when you are ready and be ready this time tell me and I will make you scream my name in notes that only dogs will hear."

"The fuck is wrong with you!" Naruto squeeled like a little girl while they were making out. He spread his legs and wrapped his legs around Sasuke, "Take me now Sasuke! Take me fucking now shit cock ass cream pie fuck!" he screamed out loud even though Sasuke wasn't even doing anything to him.

"um didn't mean to tease ya but shouldn't you suck my 9inch cock first before I stick it in you bubble booty." Sasuke unbuttons his pants as angels sing in the glory and the might of his cock "Now come on down here babe."

"hai." Naruto answered then got down on his hands and knees like a good little whore and sucked off Sasuke's 9inch 6 round cock until he came all over Naruto's face. Naruto looked at himself in the mirror was like "Omigawd! I got white stuff on my face!" he exclaimed then turned back to Sasuke, "Please be gentle Sasuke…I…I love you more than anything!" he started crying, "I don't know what Id do without you Sasuke, I cant breathe, I cant sleep I cant do anything! Please don't leave me again!" he clung onto Sasuke as he cried.

"Are we or have we ever been in a damn relationship before because I do date a lot and forget the faces of bitches I leave on the street corners but when they are covered in my white thunder they all look the same. Even though you do look cute covered in my white stuff." Sasuke looks and Naruto whiles putting his hand upon his creamcumcovered face and go in for the kiss before the fuck ."Now bend over so we can get this party started."

"AH!" Naruto exclaimed, "The party has started!" he screamed when Sasuke's 9inch 6 round cock entered his puckered anus, "Sasuke I love you so much! Love me! LOVE ME!" he cried, "Do you love me Sasuke? UGH UH AH HAH" *those were his sex noises, "WE're doing the nasty Sasuke!"

Sasuke reaches and pulls narutos hair and whispers into narutos ear "I love the way you moan but stop your fucking talking." Sasuke kisses Naruto and then lets go of his dirty blonde hair and focuses on thrusting in and out Naruto as roughly as possible smacking his little ass "ahhh ahh ugh." Sasuke moan loudly.

"Sorry Sasuke! Please forgive me! PLEASE!" Naruto cried while rocking his hips. He finally came all over his bed and he felt Sasuke come right after, "Sasuke…please don't leave me after this. I don't wanna be just another fuck to you!" he started crying again, "I'm so in love with you I cant even stand it!"

"You are a good fuck we should get together again but love is such a strong word to use on someone you just met but if you go into the kitchen and made me some after sex snacks I wont leave just yet." Sasuke says while lookin at Naruto "btw you really should take something for that bad pms you got there."

"What the fack are you talking about Sasuke! What pms! Are you saying Im crazy! Im not fucking crazy! We're going to be together forever forever together!" he screamed then got up and shook his ass for Sasuke to see then jumped into the kitchen, "Squadala!" he exclaimed then started crunching ramen since that was the only thing he knew how to cook but about 3 minutes in he realized he never poured water in the noodles. He grabbed the burnt noodles from the microwave then walked over to Sasuke and handed him the burnt noodles, "There ya go!" he grinned

Sasuke looks at the burnt ramen and then looks at Naruto "what the fuck I can't eat this shit and how in the hell do you screw up ramen not even real ramen microwave ramen I don't know if you are truly a retard or if your just a smart ass bitch…but le sigh if this really is the best you can do you wanna go and get something real to eat I mean I don't want to be rude or anything."

Naruto stared at Sasuke then burst into tears, "Sasuke how could you!" he cried then ran to his master bathroom and slammed the door shut. HE stripped down so he was naked and walked into the shower nad stood under the water and closed his eyes looking so serene right now. He couldn't believe Sasuke hurt him like that. After everything they've been though…maybe Sasuke didn't love him. No that couldn't be. Sasuke loved him long time. He took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down.

Sasuke thinks to himself if I leave now I can get away from this crazy bitch its not like he would find me or anything like how insane can one person but then if I do leave now and he does find me he might kill me who knows what this freak is able to do. But then why the fuck would I stay. Sasuke gets up and starts walking to the open flaps but then he hears the sounds of Naruto crying he does sound sexy crying "sigh" Sasuke walks to the bathroom door and knocks on it "Narubabe come on either come out to dinner with me or let me in to help you shower."

"S-Sasuke?" Naruto stuttered as he stood in the shower and wiped his tears only have to water splash on his face so he was having a hard time wiping the tears away. He stepped out of the shower and opened the door to see Sasuke, "Sasuke I forgive you." He said smiling, "Let's go!" he grinned.

"I didn't say sorry but okay get your sexy ass dressed and you better look nice for me I can't be seen with a whore ;D." Says Sasuke.

Naruto huffed, "Fuck you you insensitive bastard!" he yelled then pushed past Sasuke and went to his really large dresser and pulled out some clothes and put them on. It was a short pink dress that had the word Whore writtin all over it. He put on some hooker heels on then turned to face Sasuke, "Okay Im ready!" he blushed like a virgin, "This doesn't make me look slutty?"

Sasuke stares at Naruto up and down "you look like you just got off your shift at the strip clubs and about to work the streets I bet it you bend over I could see your ass but its okay i'll take you somewhere low class so people wont stare cause I'm that kind of nice guy." Sasuke grins and turns and starting walking for the open flap "come on babe."

"Hai!" Naruto smiled as he skipped merily after Sasuke, "Sasuke…do you think Im pretty when I don't have makeup on? Do you think Im funny when I tell the punchline wrong?" he asked swaying his hips, "Sasuke do you think Im a whore? Do you care about me at all? Do you ever think about what our life would be like if we were married? Do you believe in a thing called love?"

Sasuke thinks to himself im regretting this shit. "Naruto do you have brain damage cause we haven't know each other for that long and love isn't something that can't happen over night I mean I know im a dream and a true gentleman but babe if you don't slowly start the fire then it will never start but then you most likely haven't heard a word I said and just heard what you wanted to hear but its my curse to be too good to be true and have people fall for me all the time."

Naruto stared at Sasuke in shock, "The fuck is wrong with you? And you call me crazy…" he pursed his lips, "Sasuke Im not really crazy. Im just fuckin wit ya, nawmean!" he grinned then wrapped his arms around Naruto, "We all know Im the best fuck you've ever had so stick that in your cranberry juice." He winked.

Sasuke stares at Naruto then keeps walking "so where do you want to go eat? And don't take forever thinking about it."

"Oh hell naw! You did not just fuckin ignore me. Get back here you twat!" Naruto yelled angrily then stomped up to Sasuke and grabbed him, "You don't fuckin walk away from me until Im fucking done talking you asshole! You could've at least answered me! I gave you my virginity for fucks sake!" he screamed, "And for your god damn information I want to eat at Country Cookin!"

"Country Cookin is the perfect place to take a young lady like yourself haha, and its cheap like you wiiink." Sasuke says while walking around the corner "I'm pretty sure its not that far so come on."

Naruto's face turned blood red, "You mother fuckin fucker asshole mother fucking bitch!" Naruto yelled then ran past Sasuke to Country Cookin. He stopped at the entrance and turned to wave at Sasuke, waving happily, "Sasuke! Come on we have to get a good seat!" he took Sasuke's hand and walked in with him and sat down at the booth by the ice cream machine, "Thank you Sasuke for taking me here. No ones really taken me anywhere before…don't know why."

"Really? you have no idea why huh well isn't that just something." Sasuke say while lookin around. "Our waitress better get here soon cause I'm hungry like the wolf."

'Wtf Sasuke is such an asshole!' Naruto thought then turned when some pink haired bimbo walked up to the table. "Konichiwa! Arata Haruno Sakura!" she greeted. Naruto stared at her like she was stupid, "Bitch we in America. Sprekin ze dick!" he exclaimed. Sakura frowned, "Gomenasai! Sasuke-kun ski dayo!" she squeeled like a fangirl then turned and ran away. Naruto turned to Sasuke angrily ,"What the EFF Sasuke! Are you cheatin on me with her! She said she loved you!" he started crying, "How could you do this to me…to us."

Sasuke looks at the waitress oh no that girl. "No Naruto I haven't giving that fuzzbag the time of day even though she won't leave me alone no matter how bad I beat or treat her." Sasuke thinks for a second "That bitch didn't take our order if she thinks she is getting a fuckin tip she must be high cause the only tip she will get is my fist in her fugly face."

Naruto blushed as he stared at Sasuke, "Oh Sasuke..you do care." He smiled then jumped up on the table and crawled over to Sasuke and tongue kissed the hell outta him then crawled back over. Sakura came back over smiling, "Hai!" Naruto looked up at her, "Don't worry Sasuke I speak retard, Chan chan neko neko. Panty and Stockin. Haruhi Suzumiya. Yaoi." He said. Sakura stared at him then smiled, "One order of chicken fried chicken and chicken strips coming right up!" she said then skipped away.

"ah I knew you would be good at that somehow and its good to see that your not so useless outside the bedroom." Sasuke says while thinking ha this insane retard isn't that bad after all crazy but kinda fun like im hanging out with a drunk baby. "hey that bitch didn't get our fuckin drinks!"

"Its ok Sasuke. You can drink from my nipples!" Naruto said as he slowly and sensually stripped out of his promiscuous dress. He crawled on top of the table and spread his legs and got into a very sexy position, "Suck me beautiful."

"Naruto control yourself I know im sexy and what not but damn that stuff is for alley ways, clubs, parks, bedrooms and other place other then here im want to eat food right now not your baby cock." Sasuke checks out what Naruto has "huh I never saw the front side of you not bad."

Naruto blushed, "S-Sasuke! Don't look!" he squeeled like a little girl as he covered himself. He smacked Sasuke in the face, "You pervert!" he cried then sat down in the booth, "Sasuke…I have something to tell you…" he bit his lip and moaned, "I…have aids. OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH! Supah special awesome plot twist!" he said grinning, "Now you have aids. Anyways our foods here!" he grinned happily as Sakura sat their food down.

"Naruto your are a crazy bitch but you fuck so good so I gotta deal with it, but my dear baby blues I have had aids way before you I mean I told you when we first met that I have had sex with a lot a people and I don't use condoms so yeah that my fuckin plot twist bitch. Sasuke says to Naruto "now lets dig into this fine lowclass food." Num num num num num.

"S-Sasuke…" Naruto's eyes watered, "I was just kidding…I didn't really have aids…" tears began to fall, "So does that mean I have aids too? I don't want baggage Sasuke!"

"num num num Oh my dear Naruto you already had baggage but idk you can check yourself we can get a aids test at the walmart cause that's how we do. So let us finish eating and then leave without paying or leaving a tip and I'll get you that test."

"Oh god Sasuke you're such a romatic!" Naruto said clasping his hands together with hearts in his eyes, "It just makes me want to screw you right here, right now. But first! WE dine! He screamed then slammed his face into the chicken fried chicken and started eating without using his fork and knife. He lifted his head with the white gravy all over his face, "Lets get out ofhere before Sakura comes back!"

"Um Naruto you got a little something on your face like all over your face." Sasuke hands Naruto a napkin "now come on lets leave this place and go to somewhere better…WalMart!." Sasuke grabs narutos hand and runs out of country cookin before anyone notices they are gone ~later that night that pink haired waitress got fired because of us but we didn't know and nor did we care~

Naruto and Sasuke went Walmart and played hide and seek for a while then left and went back to Naruto's box when Naruto gasped, "Oh noes Sasuke we forgot to get the aids test!" he started crying, "Wait I have one in my bathroom!" he exclaimed then ran into his bathroom and grabbed the pregnancy test I mean aids test and took it, revealing that he did have aids. He fell down to the floor and started crying, "Sasuke how could you!"

"I don't know Naruto your ass looked good enough to fuck without giving you aids but no worries aids isn't that bad I have had them for 39 years and I haven't even notice them except for the ezt breaks *beep beep* speakin of the little devil that would be my beeper."

Naruto smiled at Sasuke, "I didn't know you were 50. Emo's age really good." He looked down at his aids infested body, "Maybe I will be ok. Aids doenst sound that bad. As long as I have you with me Sasuke!"

"Naruto how did you know my age without me saying it but you are something special after all it has been a insane rollercoaster today but it has been fun in a way but I will stay the night with you but we have to save tonight cause I most likely sneak out in the morning but im sure we will be together again." Sasuke kisses Naruto.

Naruto looked down and frowned then smiled up at Sasuke, "Its ok Sasuke. Even if you leave me I implanted a tracking device in you so you're never going to leave me."

~~They died of aids.~~~

The end…?