A/N: I'm tired as hell…but here's my newest story :D

Disclaimer: EICHIRO ODA IS GOD *Worships* That is why I will never own One Piece because I can never match up to him T_T

Warnings: Zoro/Sanji, Humor, character death (there is a definite happy ending though), angst

Edit 1/22/16: Currently slowly editing through all of my chapters. This fic was written through the course of many years and it was first written in my teenage years. Needless to say the writing style is not consistent. So I shall be editing them all up to the most recent chapters.

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Sanji walked down the hall of the academy, lighting a cigarette, oblivious to the lust filled gazes of every student nearby concentrated on him. Surprisingly enough, everyone in the school was quite accommodating to him. He had expected worse, after all, this was a school for monsters. He considered himself a pretty accomplished 19-year-old man and had transferred to this academy in the middle of the school year.

As its name suggests, Monster Academy is an academy built for monsters to attend and learn to coexist with humans. Though many monsters also joined for a secondary reason, to find a worthy and powerful mate.

Hidden from the rest of the world and secluded by magical barriers, this academy was both a college and high school for all monsters within the vicinity. Sanji, who had just transferred there, was in his second year of college.

He walked over to his locker and noticing the girl who had a locker next to him, noodle danced a bit before proclaiming his undying love for her. He carelessly threw his cigarette off to the side before giving the lady a kiss on the hand.

He then grabbed his books and headed to his next class, failing to notice the dazed girl being dragged off by the "Prince Sanji" fan club to meet her potential doom. Cries of "How dare you touch Prince Sanji!" and the such were heard but Sanji, who had went inside his classroom by then, failed yet again to notice and save the poor girl.

"Sorry I'm late." Sanji said, and formally bowed to the teacher while every student in the room lost all concentration and instead focused on sweeping every inch of Sanji's body with their eyes.

As many may have already guessed, Sanji is the most desired 'mate' of every student in the academy. Gender rarely mattered as most went for the most powerful monsters. The more powerful a monster's mate was, the more their status in society was elevated. Many craved the power and status Sanji could potentially bring them.

Being an incubus*, Sanji was only recently enlisted into the school, having lived in the human world most of his life. What he lacked in knowledge of monster etiquette, he made up for in raw power.

Though Sanji willfully ignores his classmates' advances and subtle touches, he is aware that something is going on in this school.

Almost everyone in the school wanted Sanji for one reason or the other. His attractiveness was also a definite bonus. As was his rumored flexibility that could be used in many, many ways.

Note the 'almost'. After all, there was one green-haired vampire that Sanji had yet to meet.

A Marimo that wanted nothing to do with monster politics and a Cook that was still trying to adapt to the hierarchy in the school. What could possibly go wrong?

TBC

A/N: So yeah, hope you guys enjoyed that :D Please review? :)

Incubus: A seductive demon from hell that is male, they are said to seduce woman and men alike to suck all their life energy which increases their powers. They have silky bat wings, small fangs, and can grow their nails at will to attack with them. Don't underestimate their nails, they are able to cut full trees in half just from the air displacement made by moving a nail.

Edit 1/22/16: I cringe at my old writing oh god. Hopefully I fixed it up a bit. If there is a disparity in tones in the next chapters that's only because they haven't been fixed yet. I shall do that in due time.