Don't get mad at me for the following one-shot because this is just what popped into my head when I watched Invasion of the Squirrelanoids. I don't own tmnt.
"Not my room!" Mikey shouts chasing after one of the mutant squirrels. I follow him trying to catch the weird little creepy pest. We run into his room and I instantly stop. His room is a pig sty!
"Jeez Mikey, when's the last time you cleaned... and when did you start wearing tighty-whites?" I ask as I raise the underwear with different colored stains up the my sai. Mikey snatches it back.
"That my friend is a story for another day. Let's just concentrate on finding the squirrel comprenda?" He tosses the underwear over on some pizza boxes and knocks them down spilling pizza on the floor. Mikey grabs a piece and jumps on his bed calling the squirrel. I start to pick up a piece when I notice a small baggie peeking out from under one of the pizza boxes. I pick it up and turn to Mikey.
"What the shell is this?" Mikey froze looking nervous.
"Oh, uh... that's uh..."
"Did you get into my stash?!"
"Uh no I... wait your stash? What do you m-"
"Nothing! So where'd you get this stuff?"
"Well I... when we fight purple dragons I... pick their pockets and get some every once in a while without you guys noticing." He chuckles nervously. "So uh... what did you mean by your stash? do you mean you smoke this stuff to?"
"Yeah, I uh smoke it whenever me and Leo get in a really bad fight." An awkward silence fills to room.
"So uh... you wanna smoke some?"
I shrug not caring. "Sure."
Mikey falls back on his bed eating another piece of pizza while Raph sits beside him smiling.
"This pizza is the best. Four day old pepperoni, jelly bean, and maple syrup." Raph shakes his head slowly still smiling. "So you won't tell Leo about me smoking pot every now and then as long as I don't tell him about you doing it right?"
"Right. But what made you start smoking pot anyways?" Mikey looks at Raph somewhat seriously.
"Sometimes dude everything just gets to be too much ya know? I know I'm supposed to be the happy jokester turtle but sometimes I just can't. With you guys making fun of me and the bad guys always thinking they can beat me... I just get stressed out and just need to take a break from it all. Getting high helps my do that ya know?"
"Yeah I know what ya mean. Same here with me. The fights with Leo just get to me sometimes so I sneak off and get high until I feel better about it all." Mikey nods understandingly. "We should probably get back to what we were doing."
"Yeah... wait what were we supposed to be doing again?"
Again please don't hate me for this I honestly don't like thinking of Raph and Mikey as pot heads but this was just something very random. Please review but no flames. 'Case anyone is wondering I switched from first person to third person because there is no telling what would be written if I was writing in Raph's perspective while his high. Don't think anyone would want random rainbows and unicorns coming out of no where.