Disclaimer: I own nothing but the idea to make Headmaster brantaphobic, he fears geese. I make nothing off this fic and own nothing else.
"What are you doing? We have to kill the level E!" Zero snapped, shooting and missing.
"If I don't move it won't see me!" Came a very meek squeak from the statue still Headmaster.
"What won't see you?" Zero finally hit the level E and turned to look at the Headmaster, following his gaze to a… Goose.
"The evil duck! It can't see me if I'm standing still!"
"You mean the goose?" Zero asked, stepping closer to said bird.
"Zero! What are you doing? No stop! Don't move, it can see you when you move!" Headmaster whispered fiercely, holding in his usual flaring.
"You're stupid." Zero walked up behind it, scaring it into running towards Headmaster, who in turn screamed shrilly like a young girl who saw a spider for the first time. Following the screams and flails of the excellent swordsman at leisurely pace, Zero smirked to himself, he couldn't wait for Halloween.
"Zero! Why was Headmaster screaming?" Yuuki asked, running towards him.
"He saw something he was afraid of."
"What did he see?" Yuuki asked concerned.
"A devil duck."
"You mean a goose?"
"Yes, a goose." Zero confirmed.
"So Headmaster is afraid of geese?" Yuuki asked confused.
"There's a name for that."
"What?"
"Crazy."
"No actually I believe it's called Brantaphobia." Came the smart ass reply from Kaname.