"You can sell a bomb, you can call out your gaurds. You can fence in the yard, you can pull all the cards." I sing as Amy types.
"I can't believe your making me do this." She groans.
"I already have to many stories on fanfiction! It's YOUR TURN!"
"I was happy with my 3 stories."
"And I'm happy with my 20 stories."
"Whatever, just keep singing."
"But I won't! Back! Down!" I twist. "No no, I won't back! Down!"
"Your voice is cracking, have you been drinking water?" Amy scolds, like the mom-figure she is.
"No..."
"Baka."
The computer freezes, and me and Amy start cursing at it, banging on the side of it.
"God damnit! Stupid computer!" I hit it a bit to hard, sending it flying off the desk.
"Realy." Amy stares. "Really Ara?"
"It wanted to die." I nudge the mess of wires with my foot.
It shocks me, EXTREMELY hard, and I black out.
Damn computer.
Whelp, since I'm in this dark abyss, I'll just introduce myself.
I'm Ara Livy. White hair with a green streak, I'm a bit of a tomboy.
I really... REALLY... Dislike girly things... and mean people.
I've got a piercing on my ear, one on my belly button, and another one thats a bar that goes through my other ear.
Amy's my best friend. She's dirty blonde and is actually pretty smart! LOL.
I soon hit the ground REALLY hard, to make it worse, I landed on a rock.
"FFFFUUUUUUUUCCCK! IT FUCKING BURNS! FOR JASHIN'S SAKE, WHY IS THERE A ROCK WHER I LANDED!"
"Whoes there?" A males voice calls out.
Oh yeah, like I'm gonna answer.
My pessimistic thoughts make me get silent.
I stand up slowly, and speed walk thourgh the dark place.
And I trip on a TABLE.
"Oww! WHy the fuck is there a TABLE in the middle of NOWHER!" I I rub my head, considering I fell over again.
A ligth switches on, blinding me.
Damn bastard.
"TURN THAT BLOODY LIGHT OFF!" I shriek, covering my eyes.
"You don't come in MY base, telling me what to do." A person grabs my shirt collar and drags me somewhere else as I try to adjust to the sudden light.
"Well, can you at least dim the lights?" I rub my pink eyes.
Yes, pink.
Being albino does that.
"No."
"Bitch leader, your always in darkness, but with the rest of us you shine these bright ass ligth son us." A different male dims the lights so I(an dpossibly him) could see.
AS my eyes finish adjusting, I find I'm in a house full of guys.
"...Am I in a sorority?" I look around confused, earning many facepalms.
"What're you doing here?" A carrot-top growls.
...
"OH MY JASHIN, YOUR PEIN!" I shriek, excitedly.
"The fuck?" Hidan stares.
"AND OH MY GOD, YOUR HIDAN! AND YOUR ITACHI! AND YOUR DEIDARA! AND YOUR ZETSU! AND YOUR KONAN! EEE! AND YOU! YOUR TOBIIIIIII!"
"How do you know so much?" Pein narrows his eyes.
"I got pshycic powers!" I strike a pose.
"Don't joke."
I back up against a wall, "Don't come any closer! I'm armed!"
"With what?" Sasori quesions.
"That's none of your business, puppet-boy."
Konan's P.O.V
Is she normally like this, or is it just an act?
Like a certain Uchiha.
"Your not the boss around here." Itachi stands forward. "State your business."
"State my what?" The albino girl stops to think, then notices how close the Uchiha was. "BACK OFF MY BUBBLE!"
She throws her shoe at him.
"RAAWR! You can't touch this!" The girl skips around the room like a... a... a Tobi. "Dun nanananan! na na! na na! Light a fire an dpee it out, don't like me? Kiss my ass! Just for a second lets all do the bump yeahhhh!" She dances around the room, ignoring all stares. "It's the Peter Griffin bump!"
The hell is wrong with her? Does she know where she is?
"I said back up, Uchiha!" She throws her other shoe at Itachi as he makes a grab for her.
Tobi walks up and pokes her arm.
"AHHh! HE TOUCHED ME! SEXUAL HARRASMENT!" She dashes across the room, crashing into Itachi.
Boy, he looked pissed.
Does she have it out for him.
"This is too funny." I mutter with a faint smile.
"It's weird and humiliating," Pein sulks. "She's making a fool out of us."
O.e
Tobi's singing along with her.
"I'm a goofy goober, rock!" The both yell. "Your a goofy goober, rock! We're all goofy goobers, rock!"
"Tobi, hm!" Deidara punches Tobi. "The fuck ar eyou doing!"
"NANI! DON'T INTERUPT!" The girl tackles Deidara to the floor, steals his shoe and throws it right back at him. "Hey Itachi where'd you put my shoes?"
"Hey girly, what's your name?" Tobi asks.
"Ara Livy at your service." She bows. "Welcome to hell."
"Your a real idiot." A different girl come sin and hits Ara over the head.
"Owww, Amy." Ara rubs her head.
"Sit! Right now! Your are so disrespectful!"
"They started it! Itachi tried to molest me!"
"Is that why your shoes are gone?"
"YEah! See? You understand right!"
"You are such a liar, anyone in the right mind wouldn't try to molest you.. Besides, he's to good for that!"
"Uh-huh suuure, to good for that. Please. And another thing, he's NOT in the right mind, but I won't say the reasons to conserve my life a little longer! But lets just say SASUKE-DUCKBUTT UCHIHA dosen't DESERVE an older brother like Itachi!"
"So true."
The girls gaze turns to Itachi with pity looks.
"But he so didn't try to molest you." AMy states.
"He did! I have witnesses! Right Konan?" Ara jumps up and strikes another pose. "And Pein brought me here in the first palce!"
"You were in my base," Pein replies evenly.
"Ohohohoh, this is NOT your base." Ara and Amy smirk, then nod there heads towards Tobi.
Pein's gaze hardens, "What's that?"
Amy's smirk grows, then she hugs Tobi, who gladly hugs her back, while Ara points frantically at Itachi.
"Guess they know." I mumble.
"They're just hugging and pointing."
"Look at me fly!" Ara jumps off the couch, and falls flat on her face.
"You are a failure!" AMy kicks her in the side. "That's not how you land, its like this!"
Amy jumps off the couch and faceplants into the coffee table.
"SHOW OFF!" Ara hits her with a random shoe she found.
The two start whispering and I picked up the words, "Madara" "Pein" "why" and "Itachi".
Ara leaps to her feet and tackles Itachi into a hug, "I'm sorry for throwing my shoes at you! Will you ever forgive me!"
"Hn."
"Thats a yes!" Ara leaps up and kicks Amy in the side. "Happy now! I said sorry!"
"Weakest sorry ever." Amy rolls her eyes.
"Should we restrain them?" I whisper to Pein.
"Yeah."
"OOOOO! PeinxKonan forever!" Amy makes a heart with her hands.
"That is a HORRIBLE pairing!" Ara jumps on top of her. "They're practically brother and sister! ...But then again, you are a fan of uchihacest so... sicko."
"You cna't say anything caus eyou've never seen it!"
Uchihacest?
"DOH!" Amy throws Ara off, then runs up and tackles Pein into a hug.
"WHAAT! YOU STOLE MY JOB!" Ara protests. "Fine, I'll hug the best anyways!"
And to everyone elses confusion, she tackles Tobi into a hug.
Damn these girls just might know a lot.
"You keep hugging him, what're you in love with him, un?" Deidara looks down at Ara.
"Your a sicko too! How do you know I even go that way!" Ara throws a spare shoe at him. "God, you never learn! I need something better to throw!"
"Like you'd find anything."
TWHACK!
Pffft, she threw Sasori's ARM at him.
"Bow down to Ara!" She commands, earning no results. "You all suck..."
"What do they suck." Amy dodges many kunai from Pein.
Ara whispers her answers.
"That's gross!" Amy fake gags.
"Just cause you don't like carrots dosen't mean they don't."
Ara goes off and starts talking to Hidan for whatever reason, while Amy explores the living room.
"MY DICK IS 6 INCHES BIGGER THAN YOURS!" Ara explodes suddenly. "GOD!"
"That's not very big, Ara." Amy joins the conversation. "That means your is only 7 inches."
The two girls bust into snickers as Hidan does the math.
"OOHHHH! !PWNAGE!" Amy cartwheels out the way.
"I'm armed!" Ara picks up one of the many discarded kunai. "Don't mess with me! I'll cut you."
"Ara, you don't wanna do that! Put that poor kunai down!" Tobi suddenly pouts.
Ara pauses, then drops the kunai, "I'm sorry kunai! I didn't mean to hurt you!"
"Your weird." Amy annoucnes.
"So wait, which way do you go, un?" Deidara stares at Ara.
"I go both ways, blondie!" Ara flips "the world off"(as she says). "You can't tell me who i like!"
"I wasn't, un."
"Now." Pein suddenly says.
Kakuzu ties up both the girls with his tentacles.
Ara tries to get away, and ends up busting her head on the coffee table.
"AHHHH! IT BUUURNS YOU BASTAAARD!"
"You ar ethe single most dramatic albino I've ever met." Amy laughs.
"It hurts, ok? Might as well be dramatic about it."