Okay i know i havent been on in awhile and i NEED to update my old stories but this just came outta no where and i needed to get it out so i guess enjoy~

Lovino woke up to the sound of knocking on his front door, groaning as he checked the time. It was one o'clock in the morning, who the hell would be at the door right now? He got out of bed, yawning as he trudged down the twisted stairs to his front door, opening it as he rubbed his eyes sleepily. "What the hell do you want?"

"Lovino~!" Antonio busts throw and glomps him covered in rain.

"W-What the hell are y- Hey! You know I don't like to be touched, bastard!"

"I know I know but you're always so cute like a tomate," He tells him pinching his cheeks..

"I-Idiot!" He began squirming softly, groaning.

Antonio walks past Lovino, into his house, and onto the couch "ahh~ your couch is so nice"

"Why the hell are you coming to my house at one in the morning, fuckass?"

"Well my car broke down, down the street and it was raining so I came here cause i knew you would let me in!"

"You're such a dumbass!" He rolled his eyes, crossing his arms.

"Come on Lovino~ sit with me."

"Why the fuck would I want to be next to you?"

"Because~ you love being with me and I have a tomate for you~" Antonio tells him showing a shiny ripe tomato.

"You're going to lure me in with a fuckin' tomato? Idiot." He sat down in a chair, grumbling as he looked away.

"Awww come on Lovi~ I picked it fresh from my garden~"

"I don't care!" He ignored his racing heart, trying to block out the Spaniard's voice.

"Lovi~ Lovi~ I know you want it Lovi~"

"Shut up, fuckass. It's bad enough I have to listen to your damn voice."

"Then just come over and take the tomate Lo~vi~" he tells him moving the tomato back and forth in his direction.

"No! Now will you shut the hell up?"

"Fine then I'll eat it myself~"

"Go ahead, bastard." He clenched his fists, gritting his teeth.

Antonio slowly brings the tomato to his mouth and sets his lips on it. Lovino rolls his eyes, looking away angrily. Antonio then takes a big bite out of it, "Mmm~" he says as he lets the juices from the tomato roll down his chin.

"Bastard, if you're going to eat it do it quietly! Fuckass..."

"But Lovi~ it taste sooo good~! I like to /savor/ the flavor~." Just the he licked all of it that was around his mouth.

"No one gives a shit!"

Walks toward Lovino, "If no one gives a shit, then why are you so edgy about me doing it," then he whispered right in his ear, "Lovi~"

He turned red, his eyes widening in surprise. "A-Antonio...You b-bastard..."

"Yes~ Lovi~?"

"F-Fuck you..."

"Oh really now~?" he says picking him up.

"W-Where are we going?"

"To carry out your suggestion~" He then takes him away to his bedroom where the magic happens

The End :3 morale of the story when someone wants to really bad with you never say "Fuck you" ...they will XD