A/N: For the sake of this [rewritten] fanfic, just pretend Rose and the Doctor got together LIKE THEY ALWAYS SHOULD HAVE at the end of series four, pretend that the Master didn't die at the end of series 3, and pretend that Donna somehow got turned back to normal and is now helping the Clone Doctor adjust to human life... TheOncomingStorm is the Doctor, BadWolf46 is Rose, ChiswickSuperTemp is Donna, TheImmortalCaptain is Jack, and HandyTheClone is the Clone Doctor. More characters will be put into this fanfic in next few chapters... I'm back on guys! *happy dance* I'd just like to apologize in advance for the swearwords you may encounter in this fanfic... they're just small ones like 'crap' and 'piss', but I just feel I need to give you the heads up before you start reading...
Chapter 1
The Doctor looked at the screen. He had just logged on, and wondered what to do next. Rose had made him sign up on MSN; Actually, she had said she would burn his brown pinstripe suit if he didn't do it. He loved that suit. He went to e-mail Rose:
TheOncomingStorm has just signed in.
BadWolf46: About time.
HandyTheClone: Hello brother!
TheOncomingStorm: You're not my brother, you're just a clone that came out of a human-timelord biological metacrisis.
HandyTheClone: :( ......No-one likes a smart-arse, brother.
ChiswickSuperTemp: And no-one likes a little boy who goes on the computer without his sister's permission. Offline, NOW.
HandyTheClone: I'm not a little boy, I'm 904 years old!
ChiswickSuperTemp: Actually, you're just a clone of a 904 year old man. Plus you're only 3 months old.
TheOncomingStorm: She has a point there, Handy XD
HandyTheClone: =P Nobody asked you, brother!
ChiswickSuperTemp: Offline now or I'm throwing away all you favourite ties.
HandyTheClone: D= Bye guys!
HandyTheClone has just signed out.
A/N: I think this is much better than the first chapter of the OLD version... This new version was originally going to be put only on DeviantART, but I decided to put it on here anyways... If you've read the old version you'll probably read this new version! I'm keeping the old version up here for sentimental reasons. This is the only chapter I have revamped at the moment, so please bare with me while I re-write this fanfic, but I'll try not to get as much writers block as I did when I was writing the old version. Also I'll try not to rush into storylines as much as I did with the old version...