…After Harry and Voldie have sex for the first time harry has huge doubts…
"Wataya want from me? Wataya want from me?" Harry's shining green eyes gaze soulfully into Voldemort's flaming red ones.
"I want your love and I want your revenge you and me could write a bad romance."
… While on the topic of Gaga…
"I'm gonna maaaaaaarrrrryyy the niiiight." George of Pirates Swoop began a happy dance to celebrate Alanna the Lioness agreeing to marry him.
"Um, George are you alright?" Alanna gaze worriedly at her new fiancé.
…Back to the original story…Months later…
"Judas is the demon I cling to. I CLING TO!" Voldemort walked into the bathroom to find his lover singing in the shower.
"Who's Judas?" he asked.
"Judas Juda-a-as, Judas Juda-a-as"
"That's not an answer." His statement is met with silence.
"Harry are you cheating on me? With someone named Judas? Because if you are I'm going to kill this Judas person."
…Now that we're back to Gaga (and Tortall)…
Start scene with a blonde haired blue eyed princess in a frilly pink dress and a knight in full body armour. The knight has just saved the princess from a crazy giant.
"I'm gonna marry the night," she began to sing and happy dance.
Then Alanna the Lioness removes her helmet, "First of all I'm a girl. Second I'm already married-with kids. Nice try though."
…Harry decides to play keeper in a one on one game with Voldemort…
"All eyes on me in the centre of the ring, just like a circus. Oh oh." He sings while flying in and out of the goal.
"You do realize you're giving me points, love." Voldemort had gotten almost used to his lover's weird moments.
Songs by Adam Lambert, Lady Gaga and Britney Spears