Wise Up

by Susan Zahn

I'm a man of rough means,
a pirate and smuggler.
It's not really me that you want.
You were born of the breed
of those meant to lead.
But it's bars, not court rooms that I haunt.

I like freedom and space;
can't stay in one place,
but it's stability a princess needs.
I just can't see
how you could want me;
I'm not nearly as noble as my deeds.

Must've been the action
and the heat of a passion,
so it's doomed from the very start.
What made you think
that by giving a wink
I was prepared to give you my heart?

Ah, hell, Princess,
can't you call a recess,
and we'll try to work this out?
I advise
a compromise.
Isn't that what love's all about?