Title: No title as of yet.

Author: Sunako Kanzaki

Pairings: EnvyxEdward, AlxWrath and that's it for now.

Warnings: Language, Umm I think there may be some OOC, AU and that's all I think for now.

A/N:Hey Look I reposted it! Yeah cuz I had to use note pad the first time I posted this fic so it was all weird like! XP Sorry!

Oh-kay so this is only my second FMA fic! I have posted a FMA fic before on here but it wasn't written by me. I will be posting my other FMA fic soon and I just hope you all enjoy this! And if you would like to, I would love for you al to R&R!

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"Envy! This woman said you spat on her burger!" My boss yelled from near the cash registers where he was standing with some fat ass bitch.

"I didn't spit on her burger! I spit on her fries!" I yelled back. I knew I would most likely get fired for spitting on her food but I didn't really like working here any way. The only reason I was working here was cause my parole officer said I should try getting a real job and stop stealing crap. She had a point so I tried this but so far it wasn't working out so well for me! Go figure! Guess I would go back to stealing, not that I was going to complain about it.

"Envy get over here now, we need to talk!" Great now that fat bastard was going to not only yell at me and piss me off but he was going to fire me too! Yay I can wait! But I still walked over to the fucker and let him lead me to his office.

"Envy I had to give that woman a free meal and reassure her you wouldn't be allowed near her meal. Now I shouldn't have to do that should I?" Why was he asking me this? We both knew he shouldn't but we also both knew he would have to again today for at least five more people if I was still here. You think he would have learnt from the first two times I spit in some ones food and they found out and complained. Guess not.

"Well I wouldn't have spit in her food if she hadn't pissed me off but she did so I spit." I said while I flipped some of my died dark green hair back.

"Envy the only reason I even keep you employed here is because your parole officer, my own dear sister, asked me to help you out. But there is only so much that I can do if you keep doing things like this! I can't have one of my employees spiting in peoples food and telling them to fuck off if you don't like them! This behaviour has to stop or I will be forced to fire you, Envy." Cha, just cause his sister, my PO asked him to help me out? Well fuck him! I don't need this job or his fucking help!

I smiled sweetly as I said, "well then I guess you'll just have to fuck off! Cause I quit!" He sighed dejectedly and nodded.

"Ohkay Envy if that's what you want then you can just finish your shift, pick your check up on Friday and that will be that. Ohkay?" heh sounded good to me!

"Ohkay boss! Back to work for me then!" He sighed again at my mood change as I almost bounced out of his office but I think he knew I was bi-polar or at least had some idea of it.

I walked back to the cash register I was should to be working at. I don't know why my dick of a boss thought it was a good idea to put me on a cash register! I know he knew why I even had a PO. See I have this bad habit of stealing shit, not that that was my only bad habit just the one I keep getting caught for! And seeing as I was not going to be working here any more decided I would empty my register out at the end of my shift! When I got to my register there was no one there so I just sat my cute ass on the counter and waited for some one to come and ask for service so I could be an ass to them! I didn't have to wait long before there was a cough and a tapping of fingers on the counter. I sighed like it was the end of the world while I hopped down from the counter and turned to face the little bastard who was making me work.

When I did turn around I had to stop and think for a minute, I thought someone had just been there, maybe they went to a different register? I looked at the other two registers and the girls at them. There was no one there. One of the other girls working at the register looked at me and pointed down. I was confused but I looked down and wow look at that! There was someone! He was just really short, so short I hadn't seen him! He had blonde hair that was back in a braid and golden eyes. That was weird, golden eyes, not that I can really talk my eyes are purple! I grinned and asked, "What do you want?

"Well better service would be nice!" The pipsqueak yelled up at me.

"Well if you want that then you would be better off either going some where else or going to one of the other two registers! Cause your not going to get better service with me! Infact pipsqueak I think I'll be an even bigger bastard just cause you want better service!" I said while smirking down at the brat.

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL NOT EVEN A FLY CAN SEE HIM!" I stared a little shocked at the sudden out burst. I really hadn't been expecting that, I have to admit.

"Brother! You can't yell at the clerks like that!" Oh great the pipsqueak has a brother apparently! Well at least this kid had normal brown eyes unlike his pipsqueak brother. "I am so sorry for my brothers out burst, miss!" Did this blonde haired brat just call me miss? I could felt my right eyebrow twitch. Why did people think I was a fucking girl!

"I'M A FUCKING GUY YOU JERK OFF!"

"DON'T YOU YELL AT MY LITTLE BROTHER! YOU FUCKING PALM TREE!" I'm a palm tree now am I! Now I was really starting to get angry!

"Brother! You shouldn't swear! And I'm really sorry for calling you miss, sir." The pipsqueak little brother was trying to apologize and pull the pipsqueak down from the counter he had jumped up on while yelling at me.

I smiled. My last day at work was going great so far! That is until the fast food restaurant door opened and the last person I wanted to see walked through it. "Oh fuck." I said as my little shit head brother walked up to my register with a big smile. Sometimes I really wished my Aunt Lust, who is also named after one of the seven deadly sins like me, would just let me kill my little brother whenever I tried to. But no she just wouldn't let me kill Wrath (yeah yeah he's named after a sin too!), something about it not being right to kill your own family.

"Hey big brother. How's work, chump? Oh and nice uniform." Fuck did I want to kill him right now and if I didn't have to go through the pipsqueak and the pipsqueak's brother I would have!

"Fuck off Wrath. Go home or go find someone else to piss off!" I was glaring at Wrath hoping he would just go away, but no, I knew he wouldn't cause he was there to make my life just a bit more hard then it was already.

"Hi, Wrath." The pipsqueak brother said to Wrath. Did Wrath some how make friends with this kid or what?

"Oh hey Alphonse! What are you doing here?" Huh? What the fuck? My little brother looked actually happy to see this kid. My brother was never happy to see any one.

"Well my older brother was taking me out for dinner today! Oh by the way this is my older brother Edward." So that was the pipsqueak's name, Edward.

"Hi. So you're the Wrath. My brother talks about all the time now!" Oh-Kay I didn't like this too much I was being forgotten over here and I don't like to be forgotten.

"Brother!" the Alophse kid whined. Wrath laughed and smiled.

"I guess I am! I really am a little weirded out seeing my little brother smile and laugh so much when he not either smashing/burning/breaking something or just being a little fuck tard."

"Hey Fuckhole you know this kid?" I really did want to know, for some reason, if my little brother had made a friend or some thing even if I wasn't sure why I wanted to know.

"Yeah dick head I do know him! Why the fuck do you care who I know!" Heh there's the Wrath I know and hate! He was getting angry with me and I liked it!

"Wrath you really shouldn't swear so much." That Alphonse kid was trying to get Wrath, of all people to stop swearing? They must have just met or something!

"Sorry Al, I forgot. I'll try harder not to swear from now on oh-kay?" I think I was going to die of shock! Not only did Wrath say he was sorry but he said he would try not to swear? What the Hell! Was Hell freezing over or something!

"It's oh-kay Wrath." That Al brat was smiling sweetly at Wrath.

"Ah I think I'm going to puke! But whatever are you two going to order or not?" I think I really was going to puke! I mean Wrath was acting all sweet and shit to this Al kid and his pipsqueak brother!

"Huh, oh you're still there? I guess I'll have the number four super sized and what do you want Al?" Was this kid serious? He was tiny and he was going to eat a full super sized meal to himself? Oh-kay what ever just if he pukes I want to be there to watch!

"Hmm, I guess I'll have a number two meal please!" This kid was just too cheerful! I didn't know any one could smile so much and so sweetly! I pressed in what they wanted and it totalled to $7.83.

"That's $7.83," sho- Thump. w! "WHAT THE FUCK WRATH!" My fuck face of a little brother had just thrown the donation box from beside my register at me and hit me in the temple.

"Don't call Edward short you gender confused bastard!" Did he just call me gender confused! I jumped over the counter and tackled my little brother to the ground and started to punch him in the face. I got him in the face four times before I was being pulled off him. I fought to get back and start beating my brother but whoever had pulled me off still had me and wasn't letting go, this same person was just a bit stronger then myself so I couldn't get away. Not to say I didn't try anyway. I saw one of the other girls that had been working at the registers run up to Wrath and check if he was oh-Kay.

"Fucking Envy! My nose is bleeding now! I am so telling Aunt Lust what you did! Or maybe I should tell Dante?" I froze. He couldn't be serious could he? He wouldn't really tell Dante would he? He knew that if he told her she would fucking beat me till I was half dead like the time I broke his arm. Whoever had been holding me let me go when I froze. He couldn't tell Dante what I did if he was dead. I felt around in my pocket for a minute till I found what I was looking for. I hide it in my sleeve and pulled my hand from my pocket.

"Wrath you know what'll happen if you tell Dante." I would give him time to back out of telling her and if he didn't well then I would just have to stop him with what I had taken from my pocket.

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A/N: Oh-kay so that's it for now! I have most of the second chapter written and will be posting it soon I hope! So R&R and thank you to my Beta!