Ok, um...I just got started on this 'submit story' crap, and many thanks to myshadow, who helped me get the idea of it in my head. Ok, this story is my first try, so uh...I don't know, read it or something. And you can review it if you want, I guess. Ok, read.

Disclaimer: Ok, um...I don't own Golden Sun. How many authors have you heard that from? But I do own a private island...and a royal outhouse...

Vacation Time

Chapter 1 - The Travel - Part 1

"I don't know about this." Garet stared at the boat, eyes wide and fearful. "I don't think I want to spend the summer on an island, surrounded by-"

He was the only one left, unfortunately, because everyone else had already clambered aboard, eagerly awaiting the sunshine and fruity drinks. They ran off and did whatever adepts do when it's afternoon.

"Doesn't anyone care about me!?!?!" Garet howled at the sky.

"Sometimes, when you're paired up with someone during romance stories. Mostly either Jenna or Mia. But this isn't romance so shut up and get inside!" Felix grabbed him and flung him on board.

Garet looked around, and whined, "What do I do? Where do I sit? Where are we going?"

"Didn't you hear Zash? We're supposed to do whatever adepts do when it's afternoon. And we're going to a private island (AN: Read my profile)." Felix took out his sword and began slashing the figurehead attached to the front of the boat.

The spiky-haired redhead cautiously sat on the cushy bench that surrounded the inner part of the boat. It was wet, slimy, and...IT HAD A FISH ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Garet screamed like a little girl as he realized that the...thing...was alive!!!! And it just slipped down his spandex sports shorts!!!! (AN: Don't ask me why he's wearing it...) He repeatedly smacked it, looking like a perverted gorilla as he skipped around everywhere. One of the splinters from Felix's vigourous figurehead-slashing jabbed him in the eye and then he fainted. Bad start for Garet. Everyone was too busy doing things to notice, though. Jenna was burning flies, Sheba was casting Whirlwind and sending the flies towards Jenna (hell doom), Piers was steering the boat and making faces at himself, Isaac was busy trying to saw the boat in half with his sword (funny how both earth adepts are trying to destroy the boat), Ivan was screaming 10 seconds at a time from the tall thingie that you call a birdie's nest, and Mia was singing 'Rich Girl' in hamster mode.

And then someone noticed Garet. "Oh, hey, look! Garet's groping himself!" Ivan stuck his tongue out at Garet. "Yuck! Perv! Everyone, ATTACK!" And so, the adepts, who were high on caffiene from their elegant morning coffee, all kicked Garet at the same time, into the dreaded...FISH BARREL!!!

Soon they got bored of smacking poor Garet with slimy fish and Mia healed him because she was bored. So everyone was happy.

All too soon, evening came. And so did a problem.

"OH, SHIT!!!!" Ivan, of course. Who else could yell that loudly? "Where's the food?!" He frantically searched the empty bag.

He ran over to Isaac and yelled, "Where's the food?!" again.

Isaac groggily got up and momentarily blocked the hazy but brilliant sundown with his arms. He yawned and scratched his head. "What? Food? Garet packed it."

"Who would be stupid enough to leave the food arrangements to Garet?!"

Isaac gave him a look. "You."

"Me?! I didn't -" Ivan stopped ranting and thought carefully. Then the younger boy looked sheepish. "Oh yeah...uh...oops! Hey, GARET!"

Isaac shook his head and followed him under until an intersection, and went to his cabin as Ivan sprinted over to Garet's cabin.

The night progressed with loud snores from many cabins, and the next day...

Felix was found on the deck, doing the Daila Dance in a leotard, the thing that those two innkeeper ladies did in Daila. He slipped as he fell down on his 15th try and unfortunately, landed on a random dog turd that appeared out of nowhere. Buttfirst. And so, with doggie crap dripping down his noble Valean uranus, he cheerfully skipped down to his quarters, singing "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious". Felix was identified as drunk later.

After the burning eyes of anyone unfortunate enough to see Felix in a leotard were fixed by Mia, everyone ate exotic leaves from the Apojii Islands for breakfast. Of course all the adepts patiently awaited the arrival of land.

"HOW MANY MORE DAYS, HUH?!" Ivan shrieked in Pier's ear.

"I DON'T KNOW!!! Ask Zash...he knows everything about this story."

"ZASH, HOW MANY MORE DAYS!?" Ivan yelled skywards. An eerie and thundering voice said,

"DAMN, STOP THE CAPS, YOU BEEeOTCH. You will arrive the next day."

Garet, to simply put it, complained. "Are we there yet? I'm hungry, I need to use the bathroom. Are we there yet? I'm hungry, I need to use the bathroom. Are we there yet? I'm hungry, I need to - "

"Yeah, we're there, shut up!"

Kraden appeared out of nowhere, and yelled, "Oh, may I be blessed with a daughter even with my manly qualities!"

Silence. Felix shot Kraden with a futuristic tranquilizer and Jenna and Garet tossed him overboard.

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