Paranormal Activity Crossover Challenge

by Jai iaJ

Hello dear fan-readers, I propose that in celebration of the recent unleashing of the hit horror film ‘Paranormal Activity’ that some brilliant young mind may write a crossover of the film and our beloved Harry Potter.

Hello dear fan-readers,

I propose that in celebration of the recent unleashing of the hit horror film 'Paranormal Activity' that some brilliant young mind, one who is more brilliant than me (not hard), may write a crossover of the film and our beloved Harry Potter (duh).

I challenge you or the retard next to you to write a fanfic that:

-Ties the story of Paranormal Activity into Harry Potter. As in, you use the same demon and shiz.

-Doesn't necessarily keep to the HP plot, unless you think you can do it.

-May have romance if you want…as long as one or both of the romantically involve die.

-Spell-check and grammar police must be in use.

-NO CLIHES!!! And absolutely no mention of the phrase "Let's just say…."

-Absolutely NO original characters permitted on pain of genital boils, as they are often fail and one-dimensional…Unless they die within the chapter.

-And the biggest challenge of all…Make the reader soil themselves as they read.

That is all. I wish you good luck if you accept the challenge.

Thank you,

JaiJai.

P.S. Please accept the challenge, or I shall look very, very silly.