Chapter 1
Cat walked out of her bedroom while screaming, "Please tell me what my gift is!"
Sam neglected by saying, "No, that's why it's called a secret gift"
Cat gave her a puffed face and said, "Ok, I'll try Plan B" as she sat on the floor and started to whine
Sam thought to herself, "How on earth did this chick make it past grade school?"
Cat ironically thought to herself, "I wonder how I am in high school"
Sam turned around and asked, "Are you going to stay down there?"
Cat replied with courage, "Yes, my butt stays here on the ground!" as she crossed her arms
~1 hour later~
Sam was watching the Christmas Eve parade and asked, "You sure you want to stay there?"
Cat felt nervous and lied, "Doing just fine"
Sam stared at her and asked, "Do you have to use the bathroom?"
Cat confessed and said nervously, "Yes"
~20 minutes later~
Cat could not hold it and said, "It's going to blow!"
Sam told her in frustration, "Just screw your protest"
Cat glared at her while saying, "Not till I know my present!"
Cat gave up and screamed, "Screw this!" as she ran to the bathroom
Sam thought to herself, "My god, I have to stay careful"
T.B.C