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Max: Hi, I'm Max. This is my husband Scott and our daughter Polly. We're the Millers.

Scott: We're very talkative around here. I talk to all my friends every day.

Max: And I make a lot of calls for work.

Polly: And I talk to -everyone- alllll the time. How ELSE am I going to stay up on the latest news about whether Liza is dating Paul or Jamie and if Sandy is with Greg on Friday night or if he's cheating on her with Daria. Oh wait I got a text....apparently Greg IS cheating on Sandy. Wow, he was hanging at Ollie's with Liza!

Max: So we don't want to use a mobile carrier that causes my head to explode every time I see the phone bill. That's why we use LWD Mobile.

Scott: It helps us save more money.

Polly: And talk to more friends, longer!

Max: And no one's head will explode.


A/N: Just a very short drabble that came into my head listening to a mobile advert on the way back from home to uni. I couldn't resist when the guy said "We're the Miller family." I'm working on Girlfriend List, I promise! And I've got a Valentine's Day story in the works too, for LWD. It's a Cedwin but PLEASE go into reading it with an open mind, k? Anyway, again, thanks for reading.