Now you can be the author of your very own Dramione cliché! Just pick the appropriate word or phrase where necessary and continue on your merry way.

It was a glorious sunny day and Hermione stood on platform 9 ¾ surveying the students bustling around for the very last time. It was her seventh year and had a nice, shiny Head Girl badge pinned to her robes. Hermione had grown during the holidays and had change dramatically thanks to:

a) Ginny Weasley

b) Lavender Brown and Parvarti Patil or

c) Some random cousin who you will not hear of again but was shoehorned in to give Hermione a reason to suddenly be gorgeous

Instead of a wild mass of hair that closely resembled road kill, her hair was now:

a) Shiny and straight with blonde streaks OR

b) Perfectly curled framing her face in the way that we all know is never going to happen (if you have met anyone with this kind of hair, please let me know).

Hermione had also suddenly developed curves in all the right places and legs a mile long. She was wearing:

a) A mini skirt and cute little tank top with a slogan on it. Something along the lines of "Love O.C"

b) Camouflage pants with a white, stretch tank top and black nail polish

c) Tight, black, low riding jeans and a red sweater (the originality is overwhelming)

Suddenly she turns around and Harry and Ron bound up to her and start:

a) Telling Hermione how great she looks

b) Asking how Hermione got her hair so great OR

c) Telling Hermione how great she looks (like boys ever really notice)

The Golden Trio / Super Three make there way to the an empty carriage and put down their trunks only be joined by Ginny Weasley, Neville Longbottom and Luna Lovegood (who is obviously their new best friend, just incase people we're wondering).

After 5 / 10 / 15 minutes, Hermione gets up and leaves for her meeting with:

a) Dumbledore

b) McGonagall

c) Some random teacher…

…to find out all about her new duties as head girl. Hermione makes her way to the compartment and opens it only to find Draco Malfoy sitting down in one of the seats. The conversation goes as such:

H: (small scream) What are you doing here?

D: Well obviously I'm head boy but I'm sure that might be hard for you to understand. What, with your fussy hair (which is now sleek) blocking brain cells

H: This can't be happening

D: Oh but it is. After all I do have a filthy rich father / the second best grades in the school

H: This year is going to be hell

At this point the teacher you picked earlier on arrives in the carriage and speaks to them about their new head duties. After the teacher has left, the two stare at each other. It is now that Hermione realises that Draco Malfoy has suddenly turned into some sort of sex god. He now has:

a) A chiselled face

b) Sleek radioactive hair that is completely gel free

c) Swirling blue (but should be grey) eyes

d) A lean, muscular body as a result of quidditch (I never understood how this worked, all these guys do is sit on a broomstick. So this develops muscles how…?).

e) All of the above

Draco Malfoy also notices Hermione's new appearance. When they both realise they have been fantasising about the other, they mentally scold themselves and Hermione leaves to find her friends and Malfoy looks for his minions.

Once uneventful train trip later and everyone is in the Great Hall watching the sorting. The sorting hat has given some deep and meaningful message while Ron dribbles over his plate waiting for food. A new DADA teacher is introduced and will either:

a) Never reappear again

b) Bring love to Snape's life or

c) Meddle with student affairs and become some sort of counsellor for any 'boy problems' the girls might have

After dinner, Hermione and Draco are led to a dormitory that they will be required to share. As they view their surroundings they realise the common room is either:

a) Red and silver

b) Green and gold or

c) Green, red, silver and gold

Hermione is in silent awe (this is obviously before she discovers the shared bathroom). Malfoy looks at her, raises an eyebrow and smirks before leaving for his room.

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