It was a dark day in the dark world of the darks. The was little light in sight. Sonic was coming home from an awful
day at his daily job powering the city of shitty with his gotta go fast powers. Sonic soon got to his lonely
home on Sad avenue. His house was so lonely, he didnt even have numbers for his address, it just said sad on it.
Amy noticed Sonic coming through the door with his heavy backpack, like a chimpanzee riding an anteater.
Sonic saw Amy and was said lazily, "Hey Amy, we're gonna need to sex a lot tonight to even out the day."
Amy looked at him like staring into a Medusa's eyes. She then decided to respond, "I'm ready to be sexed up tonight"
Sonic's face grinned like a kid opening up a child getting Christmas presents except this was sex which wasnt a
present since it was just pleasure. In a flash which was suprising cause it was dark and light doesnt happen on this
day of the year, Sonic and Amy were getting sexed up under the blankets. The narrator for this couldn't exactly see
what was going on so there isnt much description for this but they had fun.
"Hey Amy, hows the sex life?" She then said
"Sonic, how high are you cause im your sex life."
Sonic realized what Amy had said once he realized how many drugs he
had in his hand. Sonic was unhappy, he had a drug problem and he needed to not be a druggie anymore. He then looked at
Amy and said, "Amy, how do i undruggie thyself?"
Amy then looked at him like an angry black woman and said, "First,
stop taking drugs, step two man up bitch!" Sonic first felt sad because of what a meanie Amy was, then after three
seconds he realized she was as right as Gay rights. "Amy, I need to go to sleep, tomorrow im going to make it a great
day like no other." Amy then looked at him in disbelief and said, "Doubtful but goodnight you spikey hamster." Sonic
fell asleep as fast as an elderly on life alert would fall to the floor.