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Chapter1 Kind of Random

"Vegeta come on it's time for dinner," Kakarot says running past my open door excited about food.

"Kakarot wait up," Raditz yells after him chasing his younger brother.

"Save some food for the rest of us," Turles shouts down the hall has he runs by.

"Boys remember no running on the ship," Fasha says chasing after them.

"Hurry up boy food will be gone at the rate your going," Bardock says stopping to warn me.

"Alright I'm comeing," I say getting off my bed and running to catch up to them, I round the corner and into the mess hall the entire ship is already there trying to get as much food they can before us saiyans get to it.

"Hey Vegeta what are you doing in here," Cui a freakish purple jerkface says I don't know his race so that's what I'm calling it.

"Dinning with my men what else," I say before going to the front of the line with the others following pursuit on this ship you get a spot in line based on rank besides higher your rank the better and more food.

"Vegeta Lord Frieza would like you to get your food and dine with him alone," Zarbon says walking up to me and glancing at Bardock then Kakarot ans lastly Raditz.

"Fine but they can go back for more food if they want," I tell him sternly as I walk with my food to the throne room. I open the doors and enter what looks to be a completly empty room.

"VEGETA," a femine voice screams from behind me.

"Father you just can't startle a saiyan exspecially a royal super elite," I say to my adopted father with a laugh.

"Like I'll give up I've been trying since I first brought you to this ship at six months old," Frieza says to me with a sigh.

"Don't start that story again I've heard it enough I'm well aware of how you killed my birth father and my race and destroyed my home planet Vegeta-sei," I say to him a little anger in my voice.

"Well someone's grumpy no need to get angry now I wanted to tell you in three weeks my father and Cooler shall bored the ship for fathers day and will come with us on our trip to Earth," Frieza says with a small smile.

"Why not just purge the stupid planet already," I ask him a little curiously.

"Well last time I was there when you were six I believe I came across a world renoun scientist who was currently working on his first solo project called a capsule and well my curiousity won out despite the fact most of our technology is lightyears ahead of theirs as one may put it I couldn't help but think of the possibilties," he says with a thoughtfull look on his face.

"Right your hiding something you forget you raised me, well with a lot of help from Bardock, and some Fasha," I say with a smug look on my face.

"My own son outwitts me how digrading fine the guy had a five year old daughter that was proving to be a genius on human standards nothing near those of you sayians but we all know unless it comes to tactics you could care less about those smarts don't know why though," Frieza says with a sigh not pausing for breath.

"Well father we saiyans are prideful and a natural born fighters not all are born tactitions like me take Kakarot for example he does have good tactics but he can never substitute in the heat of battle he can only plan ahead," I say to him rather bored of this.

"Alright maybe you can prove these humans not as smart as they've been made out to be since this time you'll be allowed to leave the ship so long as you don't go awall on me," Frieza says with a laugh.

"Me I never would do that," I say all too sarcastically.

"Just like the time you said you would never experiment on Dedoria," he says with a smile.

"Hey he should have known better than to cut me in the food line," I say defensively.

"I believe you now it seems to be getting late get to bed I'll be by later to check in on you," Frieza says standing up from his hover chair and opening the door a very rare gesture for most. I don't say a word to him as I make my way to my room. Once I reach it I slam the door take off my armor, boots and gloves so I'm in no more than my spandex and jump onto my bed turning the lights of as I do. Frieza walks in five minutes later to check on me as promised not wanting to hear on of his bedtimes stories I pretend to be asleep. He doesn't get the age limit on bed time stories or that there not supposed to be about your purging missions or your brother's, I'm the only kid who ever worried about Cooler being under the bed or in the closet everyone else got monsters.

2 1/2 weeks later

"Vegeta I think somethings wrong with Frieza," Kakarot says rushing into the training room.

"Kakarot I'm aware he can be a lunitic that's nothing out of the ordanary," I say resuming my training.

"No he means that wine was brought to him ten minutes ago and hasn't been touched," Turles says running in as well.

"Well that is odd let's go then," I say heading calmly for the door.

"What if he's dead who gets to be the new ruler of the ship," Raditz says with a smirk.

"Your prince and Frieza's heir of course," I say walking along.

"Better idea first one in the chair wins," Kakarot says running off full speed I take off after him the other two in pursuit Zarbon walks in his way giving me the advantage I walk into the room and sit in the empty hover chair. Tens seconds later the others run in and bow down.

"How may we serve you lord Vegeta," Raditz says with a laugh.

"Go torment Zarbon and tell him I said so," I say with a smirk the three of them get up and go do as their told.

"Vegeta is that you son," I hear a teary femine voice say.

"Father are you crying," I ask skeptically turning around in the chair to see Frieza in the corner crying.

"No I'm just so what I'm crying not everyone is born like sayians with an inability to cry," Frieza says through tears.

"What's wrong father," I ask slightly concerend oh no I'm becoming weak stupid emotions.

"Nothing Cooler and Father just forgot my birthday they didn't so much as call and I always do," Frieza says no longer crying and getting up slightly angry now.

"Well let's cheer you up," I say with a small smirk.

"Not even Zarbon or anyone else on this blasted ship remembered," Frieza says growing ever more angry.

"Let's go give them a piece of your mind it's about lunch so they should be in the mess hall," I say my smirk growing bigger.

"Why not nothing better to do around here anyways," he says getting up and following me as I walk to the mess hall when we walk in everyone yells 'surprise happy birthday lord frieza' and boy was he surprised. The mess hall is all decorated with banners and balloons and a giant cake with thirty-nine candles.

"Surprised brother," Cooler says walking up behind us.

"We really got you didn't we," King Cold says with a laugh.

"I thought you two wouldn't be able to make it," Frieza ask both surprised and confused.

"We said we already have plans which was this surprise birhtday party Vegeta thought up," Cooler says with a laugh.

"Really well then thankyou Vegeta," Frieza says to me with a smile.

"Sure," I say not one for thanks the party was very dull and boreing one and the rest of my day even more so I was so relieved when I was dismissed to go to bed I did not hesitate. Now I'm in bed slowly drifting off to sleep.


A.N. Review please I know personality is way off but no worries not to spoil to much let's just say vegeta truly is manipulating and cunnning or does that give stuff away and as for Frieza I thought we could actually have a time where he doesn't love torturing Vegeta because it pains me to think about vegeta's torture sometimes so for frieza deal with it and vegeta well read what i said at the begging of this note PLEASE REVIEW