Another crackfic. This one, however, is just a bunch of semi-related oneshots with absolutely no plot. With that said, let the insanity begin!
Disclaimer: Don't own Nintendo or Dr. Octogonopus.
It was a regular day at Smash Mansion. There were several clouds in the sky, only one or two brawls, and no one had anything to do. Then the doorbell rang.
DONG DING!
Link answered. "We don't want your magazi-"
"DOCTOR OCTOGONOPUS BWAAAAA!"
Every Brawler was at the door in minutes, looking at the burnt Link and the being of his destruction, which Toon Link was cuddling with.
"Can we keep him? Pleeease?"
"I don't know, Toony, I mean, he blew up Link." The being who had come through the door, who had red hair, was about two foot six, and had four long gray things that allowed him to float glared at Fox. "Um…maybe-"
"DOCTOR OCTOGONOPUS BWAAAAA!"
"Awww, he's so cute when he does that, isn't he?" Toon Link cooed. Fox groaned.
"So I guess he's sticking around for awhile?" Asked Zelda.
"YESSS!" Toon Link cheered.
"He can at least tell us his name." Everyone glared at Red [Pokemon trainer]. "What?"
"DOCTOR OCTOGONOPUS BWAAAAAA!"
"N- nice to meet you, Doctor Octogonopus." Red moaned from underneath the heap of fried Brawlers.
So we meet Octogonopus. Next chapter will be longer, I promise. This was just the introduction. Wait till you see who decides to come next! R&R, no flames.
If anyone wants to know, Octogonopus is from a youtube video by Dfear studios.