Another Thane/Fem!Shep oneshot, enjoy! I'm trying to think of a name for my Shepard, but I'm stuck, so if you've got any ideas, tip me a message!
Ah the Normandy, the perfect place of solitude, the silent ship. Obviously nothing strange would happen...
"THANE!"
The silent assassin sprinted hurriedly into Shepard's cabin, worry etched all over his features. A gun was drawn out as he crouched, gun pointing rapidly in all directions, until...he spied his Siha.
Standing on her bed, Shepard was pointing in a silent scream at her floor, her eyes wide with fear. Thane's keen eyes focused on the floor of where she was indicating. "Siha, I fail to see as to what danger you are in" the drell commented, holstering his gun as he stepped slowly towards the completely petrified commander. "KILL IT!" Shepard shrieked. "QUICK! It's going to climb onto the bed!"
"Your wish is my command Siha, but what exactly am I killing?"
"The spider!" she wailed, a pillow firmly clutched in a hand if said spider happened to creep onto her bed. "Please Thane! I'll do anything if you just kill it!"
A lightbulb went on in Thane's head as a small smile crept up onto his features. "Anything Siha?" "YES, please Thane!"
Oh dear she was actually begging him. This was too much of an offer to pass up. Thane glanced at the floor, immediately spying a small black creature no bigger than his index finger. Faking a tiresome sigh, he pinched the spider between two fingers and – To Shepard's dismay-Strode towards her door and released the spider outside, walking back swiftly to his lover, helping her off the bed. "Thank you Thane" Shepard smiled gratefully, before a serious expression took over her features and she leant in closer to the assassin. "No one knows I'm scared of spiders alright?" she told Thane, worry easily recognisable in her eyes. It reminded him of when she was giving Garrus a lecture for his jokes, though despite her serious looks and words, everyone could spot the playfulness in her eyes.
"Of course Siha" Thane inclined his head slightly, the smile still evident on his face. "Now, you did say you'd do anything?..."
Oh dear. She gulped, what had she done? "I..I suppose" she stammered. Within seconds she lay on her back, the nimble assassin pinning her down. His lips met hers and she barely withheld a quiet moan, her arms snaking around his shoulders. Suddenly the pressure on her lips disappeared and she opened her eyes, raising her head to find Thane walking swiftly towards the door. "W-what? Did I do something wrong?" she asked, following him to the door.
"No Siha, not at all. I simply remembered something" He replied, stepping into the elevator and pressing the button. "Oh" she muttered, the blush fading slowly from her face. "What was it exactly?"
"I just remembered to tell Garrus about your small but increasingly worrying case of arachnophobia" Thane smiled, as the elevator doors slid shut.
"Wait WHAT! THANE!"