Hi Im Bobi Woods aka Bobi da Killer. Im a 16 year old girl in Da United States...i have long purple hair and hugge boobs and I;m sexy and everything...when I wuz born my brothers Jeff and Liu and my parents and I lived in a big house called Da Cat House...It wuz called that cus the kids that lived there (me and jeff and liu) were cute like a cats... Anyway I am going to tell you da story of how I snapped and lost my sanity...

It was November 7th when it happened..mom and dad told me and Jeff and Liu da news...we were moving houses...

Jeff and I wuz so sad dat we sat in Da Cat House and cried for days...we did not eat or drink we just cried..this went on for three days until Liu cum in and say "hey we are moving and its happening right now!"

We gasped and went with him...

In da car I sat next to Jeff..his eyes were still red from crying and smoking weed even tho he was thirteen...he was always too much of a cool kid for mom and dad to stop him...

Anyway we got to da new house...it was a good neighborhood and da house was rly big.

We still thot the house was ugly tho becus it was not Da Cat House, so we named it Da Ugly House...

Mom and Dad said that was not nice and to give da house a chance, but me and Jeff and Liu didn't care.

We went to da rooms and me and Jeff fought over who would get da biggest room...he looked at me and his black eyes looked so sexy that I just gave in and gave him da room...

Anyway then Liu said "ok it is school time now cum on." Me and Jeff just rolled are eyes and called him a nerd...Anyway we went to da bus stop when a evil group of boys came up to us...

One of them looked rly cool and sexy but da rest wuz ugly...anyway the sexy one open his mouth and say "Well, well, well. It looks like we got some new meat." My face got hot bc I wanted him to eat my meat...anyway we looked at them and they introduced themselves..the sexy 1 wuz named Randy, and da others wuz Keith and Troy...

I told Keith "wow you are very sexxy..." and I looked down...he say "okay thx so are you..." we made out then and it was rly hot...anyway then he beat up my brothers and took their money but I didn't care. He used a nife on them and everything and they looked rly scared..anyway then Jeff beat up Randy and it was so scared and I said "Jeff omgg my boyfriend what the hell?!" And then Jeff left cuz he's a baby and everything..Then Liu left too and to be honest I forgot he wuz there in da first place...anyway I went to Randy and he say "omg I can't believe ur stupid brother did dat" and I say "i know he's sucha dummy and I h8 living w him" and then Randy say..."well...do u want to live with me?" I gasped.

I went to Randy's house and we made out on da couch..his friends were their but they were fa(homosexual)gs so they couldn't beat off to us..anyway den we had sex rly hard on da couch and it felt rly goood...I lost my virginity to his huge fourty-seven in ch pen(nus).

Anyway like three days went by and Liu got sent to juvy. I laughed at dat bc he was a stupid nerd...my parents went looking 4 me but they didn't find me..I had sex w Randy 49 times a day and it wuz rly good and sexy...

Anyway den sum days happened and I ddin't go to school or anything and then jeff showed up while I wuz having sex w Randy!

He say "OMG BoBI WHY WOOD UUOU DO HTAT I TODL U NOT TO LOOSE YOUr VIRGILINTY UNTILL YOU WERE 22!" anyway den I say "omg jeff you stupid perv leave!" my di(penus)ck wa sin Randy and everything and it wuz rly embarrassing...den Jeff say "mom and dad thot u were dead and we had a funeral and everything! You are in sooo much trouble and Liu is in Jail!" then I say "so?" den Randi stand up...

"Jeff...he say, standing up and looking into his sexy black eyes...they ewre sooo close i thot they were gonna make out and randy had his pu(peepee)ssy out and everything...den he say "Jeff u leave and don't tell ur mom or I will cum and kill uuu!" jeff say "ok" expect he sounded rly scared, den he left. Me and Rany had sum more sex and den...OMG WE ArE gonNa KILL JEFF TODAY!11" SAy randy and then he say "ok bobi we are gonna do dit and it's cus he beat us up and everything and i say okay...den we went to jeffs house and he was so reta(stupid)rded dat he wuz out in da yard w some stupid kids. Den we pulled out guns nad shotted jeff expect we didnt shotted him we shto da table and den...BMA BAM VAM okay that was sooo loud and scary! I say and then i saw wut he did...he Had SHOTTED JEFF! EXpect we didnt shotted him and we shto da table and den...we lit jeff on fire cus he wuzz sooo ugly and everything and then he sya ouch but we say hahah buye you stupid loser and he say "please help bobi" and I say noo ur not as sexah as my new bf. and den we leave...