Dair Devil
summery: the day Dan Blair decide to finally… rating: Mature, i like how this is rated something a 13 year old cannot read but a 13 year old is writing it. heh heh. don't be surprised when it gets dirrty disclaimer: i obs own no shit, i have the freedom of expressing my imagination
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This day was no ordinary day. Blair did not like the fact of this day being unordinary because that meant it was a rare chance it, they would everhappen again but as a very intelligent man witch was lying right next to her all snuggled up in the warm cozy blankets with his arms around her once said to her, hell more than once all the when trying to pursue her. you control your own fate . she loved that. the thought of this being a regular thing. waking up to Dan Humphrey every single morning. that was something she no longer was single . at least to her and Dan. to the tabloids she was in a tough spot, a rough patch, a princess phobia. as you know by now the prince of Monaco is a royal ass. you should be ashamed of yourselves all you Louis and Blair lovers.
now back to that other night well few other nights oh hell the whole week.
Blair was walking to the loft when she noticed something she did not like a news stand. how typical of Brooklyn she thought. you never ever saw one of those in Manhattan. it was a moldy old wooden shack with the world news in big bold letters. in the upper east side it was a whole store if there was a stand it might be at the part of central park only the poor people go hence the overly cheap price of the magazines like they were boy-cut or something. as she passed the stand she cough a glimpse of a pretty face. it was her on the cover of Oprah. she marched to the stand and demanded what that magazine was doing there. the man looked confused until her realized it was her on that cover. after a whole 5 minutes of arguing with that man she decided she would by all the copies he had.
By the time she reached a back lane she dumped the stupid pages of pure lies the cover said the royal from our own new york is exceptionally happy with her husband. she snatched the lighter from the sketchy man with his back postured against the wall and lit every *single* copy on fire. she tossed the ugly looking lighter to the so clearly hammed and high hobo and immediately used up the last of her purel.
She was at the loft just about to press the door bell but the second she was going to push it. the door opens. Dan knew Blair would be there she jumped in to his arms smiling for no reason other than he knows her so well and she could t resist almost knocking him to the floor. she was so happy and content she tried to block out the millisecond flashes in her head of pushing him on to the bed and striping his clothes off but of course she couldnt. as much as she wanted to get completely naked and jump on top of him she knew it was most definitely not the right time. Blair was not expecting Serena to be sitting on the couch starring at her as she fiercely kissed Dan. that was the last thing she has pictured. Dan didn't think of that either. it never crossed his mind because it was the dream she had waking up the couch in the loft all tucked in remember the night before jumping up to Dan did happen but the rest was fantasized if you told Blair that 2 years ago shed be dreaming about kissing Humphrey she wouldnt of even laughed because its so far out. not anymore. back to the other night,they sad on the couch and you coulda guessed it watched an Audrey Hepburn movie that about it sadly Dan wanted her to he loved her and she loved him something that was so hard for chuck to say it took chuck forever and Dan could of been saying it in his head for who knows how long be for he said it so quickly. he was Dan Humphrey a boy from Brooklyn with a sister Blair despised he liked Serena from so long and got so far leaving Serena asking for more Serena van der woodsen asking, WANTING him and he is just quietly waiting for Blair. but its not so quiet anymore. not in the day and not at night especially not at night.