If You Fuck Something Up…
Give it Your All!!!
Demonic Reiki &
Murasaki Hikari
A/N: Okay, we're forced to say this but we'll only say it once. We do not own the Inu-Yasha series (-sob-) but we do own our personally inserted characters!
Volume I: The Beginnings Of Chaos
Inu-Yasha
SCROLL ONE:
Out Of The Ordinary
"When is she going to be here!" Inu-Yasha cursed, retracing the dirt ring he created while circling the Bone Eaters Well.
"I'm surprised his feet don't wear out," Miroku stated, watching with mild interest as the hanyou stalked about the dry well. He, Shippo, Sango and Kirara were all occupying the picnic blanket Kagome had left behind. Miroku sighed, and breaking away his gaze his eyes found a more pleasing sight. "Sango!" he beamed, fingers twitching. She didn't reply though, and he noticed that she was ignoring Kirara's mews for continued petting. "Sango? What's wrong?"
His note of concern had her glance at him, shift, and think a moment before she spoke her mind. "Does he... Still wish to become full demon?"
Miroku bit his lip a moment, and forced a smile while watching their hanyou companion once more. "That would be the probable assumption..." he concurred, brightening the issue with "I believe it all depends though."
"Depends on what?" Shippo asked innocently, finished with the last lollipop Kagome had left for him in her bike basket. "He seems pretty hell bent to me."
"That's it!" Inu-Yasha barked, mounting the well. "I'm going to get her!"
"It depends on whether or not he's found contentment with another," Miroku replied. This was common knowledge, but they all agreed to it anyway. Until, of course, there was a sudden scream.
"Well, there's his bonding charm shining right through," Sango commented dryly.
"Well, at least she's finally here!" Miroku chirped, heading down with Sango as Shippo ran ahead. Approaching the well, they could hear a conversation in familiar tones taking shape.
"... - me a heart attack!"
"Hey! YOU'RE the one who was late!"
"LATE?! I was NOT late! I told you I'd be back when I was done with my exams!"
"And you're LATE! I can't believe you'd worry yourself over that sort of thing anyway! For two whole days! You're better off without them!"
"It's not like I can avoid this!" Kagome protested. "And besides, it's my grades and GPA which I REALLY worry about!"
Inu-Yasha was silent for all but a moment before bursting out with "and just what the hell are THOSE suppose to be!!!"
"Kagome!" Shippo cried down happily, perched on the lip of the well.
"Oh! Hi Shippo!" Kagome greeted as bubbly as could be. Inu-Yasha scoffed and jumped out, somewhat disgusted by her mood swing. "Hey! You could have given me a lift you know!" Kagome accused.
"I know," he sneered, rounding on the well and smirking over the edge. "Why should I be at YOUR beck and call though! Go ahead and CLIMB for all I care!"
They didn't say anything, but the ones who previously occupied the picnic blanket all sighed with the coming of the inevitable.
"Inu-Yasha!" Kagome yelled sharply, making him flinch. "SIT BOY!!"
The subjugation beads around the hanyou's neck suddenly glowed neon purple, and with a strangled cry he was sent plummeting to the bottom.
Kagome, in a cruel streak, continued to say 'sit' with every step she took out of the well, and didn't stop until she said 'thank you' to Sango and Miroku for helping her out. Shippo wanted to help too, and tried to take her backpack for her. Considering the size of that thing though, it was no real shock that he dropped it.
"OW!" Inuyasha yelled from below, receiving the blow. "What the hell!"
Shippo, the only one able to hear it with his sensitive hearing and with Inu-Yasha's nose two feet into the future, chuckled a little before jumping into Kagome's arms and hugging her hello.
"It's great to see you too!" she laughed, hugging him back. She then glanced at the well, and the smile she had faded as she fingered the almost completed Shikon Jewel around her neck, where it was used to being worried between her thumb and a finger or two; especially after that morning's test. Her finger caught in the groove, and she sighed, remembering. There were about four shards left…
"Don't worry, things will work themselves out," Sango reassured as she placed a warm hand on Kagome's shoulder, understanding what was probably running through the girl's mind.
Kagome nodded and thanked her, not forgetting that just beyond the facial expression Sango must be hurting as well, since one of those missing shards belonged to Kohaku… It was a sad thing to receive hope from someone without faith.
"Hey, drop something?" Inu-Yasha asked sarcastically, coming out of the well. He let go of the backpack, which fell with a thud onto the ground, meaning only one thing; text books galore. He looked for a moment for Shippo, cracking his knuckles, but stopped when he saw the naughty little fox demon sitting securely in Kagome's arms, sticking out his tongue.
"Don't you even think about it," Kagome warned her hanyou companion, not seeing the kit's face-making. Inu-Yasha looked away and scoffed, then looked back. Kagome realized that he wasn't looking at her, or even Shippo, but at the Shikon Jewel around her neck.
"So, Inu-Yasha, do you plan to go through with it, when we're done that is?" Miroku asked sternly.
"Of course I do!" he replied, looking away from the Jewel. "Come on. Lets look around that last castle Naraku was in. We may be able to find something."
He took off and the rest followed. When they were a good distance from the well a light shone in the base of it.
"Gee, I guess it really does work!"
"No shit! Come on, help me climb this vine! I just have to find my Sesshy!"
(off in some random distance)
Lord Sesshomaru froze in his tracks with a sudden shiver.
"Lord Sesshomaru? Are you sick?" Rin asked innocently from atop the demon Ah-Un, the two-headed dragon steed. Having come to a stop, and seeming to not be going anywhere anytime soon while their lord simply stood in place, she slipped down and took off his muzzles so as to allow him to eat at the spring daisies of the hilltop.
"Of course he's not, you stupid brat!" Jaken cried at her as she worked, oblivious to the lord youki's sudden discomfort. "He's Lord Sesshomaru! The greatest of the dog demons left alive! How could he fall under some puny mortal symptom !"
There was silence in the place of Sesshomaru's usual command for Jaken to silence himself. At this the lesser demon became more in tune with the situation at hand.
"Ah, Lord Sesshomaru, do you... sense something?" Jaken asked, fingering the Staff of Two Heads as he was unsure and unnerved by his master's slight change of character.
Sesshomaru looked over his shoulder to the west, towards the Bone Eaters Well. "Something…" he began, his voice a tad cracked before he could reel it back under his control, "is very wrong."
(back to the group)
"Now what, Inu-Yasha?!" Kagome cried, doing a 180 on her bike, Shippo clinging for dear life to the backpack strapped down over the back wheel. Kirara turned about in the air as well while Sango and Miroku watched the hanyou. He was actually leaping back the way they had come.
"I sense something! It's near the well!"
Finding it reason enough, they all followed. Maybe it was a container of Ramen? As they made their way through the woods, Inu-Yasha already having broken through, they were all quite shocked to hear him scream. And, not the manly one...
"Inu-Yasha?" Kagome cried, biking harder through the brush and trees.
"What is this terrible aura I suddenly feel?!" Miroku gasped, gripping the japa mala beads, or prayer beads, around his cursed hand as Kirara dipped into the woods; prepared for the element of surprise upon entering the clearing ahead. As they all broke past the last row of trees they stopped, absolutely stunned.
"DOGGIE EARS!!"
This was DEFINITELY not Ramen...
"G-get away!" Inu-Yasha cried, shakily struggling to get out of the grasps of two teenage girls. He was promptly pinned onto his stomach, and one offender, the shortest of the lot with long brown hair and green-gray eyes, was groping one of his ears. The other was slightly taller than Kagome, and she was the one sitting on Inu-Yasha so that he would stay put while fondling his other ear with a silly grin. She had brown hair with strawberry-blond highlights when in the sun and hazel eyes. They were very average looking. Well, save for their clothes… They had something like Kagome's school uniform, but neither had an under shirt, so the dip of the collar showed cleavage, and the shorter was wearing strange, strapped black boots that went up to just beneath her knees while the taller had on heavy-duty sandals which wrapped securely over her otherwise naked feet.
"What demons are these?!" Miroku asked in a low pitched voice, shaking himself off. It definitely wasn't a demon's aura, but it still made his hair stand on end.
"I do not know," Sango informed. "I don't even think that they are demons, their appearances are too far fetched for even a fox! But… to have the ability to so disable Inu-Yasha, and to even attack him in the first place… then they must mean trouble, right?"
They were both shocked when Kagome walked up to the strangers.
"Kagome! Be careful!" Shippo called faintly after her from Miroku's shoulder, his tiny form simply vibrating with fear.
"Relax, they're just foreign exchange students!" Kagome reassured, and when she approached the girls stood. They greeted one another, the true brunet calling herself Hikari, and the taller was Reiki.
"Nice to meet you!" Kagome smiled, accepting the odd nicknames and ignoring the tormented and recently molested Inu-Yasha as he lay on the ground; twitching. "I'm Kago… Wait, how did you two get through the well!"
"An excellent question!" Reiki announced, looking to Hikari, and the shorter girl, after giving her friend a blank 'are you joking?' stare rolled her eyes, placed an arrogant hand on her hip and sighed.
"We're Americans," she explained, a hint of soprano in her voice on the middle vowels of her words; her special accent.
No one got it.
"That means we go where we want," Reiki filled in, her own tone a tad deeper for a girl of her age, making her sound more mature.
"Great, now we have these 'Americans' demons to deal with!" Inu-Yasha growled, finally having regained some composure and standing protectively between them and Kagome. He drew his sword, and gave the foreigners a threatening stare.
Hikari and Reiki found this to be very cute.
"Inu-Yasha! Put that away!" Kagome ordered, stomping from behind him to stand to his side so as to semi-face him. "They ARE humans! They're not evil!"
He humphed and sheathed Tetsusaiga.
"Yeah," Hikari supported the statement, drawing right up against him. Inu-Yasha, his right arm still crossed and hand resting on the hilt, was bewildered and froze. "We're just naughty…" Kagome blanched as the new girl she had just defended moved in to kiss him, finger already poised under his chin. But, said new girl abruptly flinched, and grabbing him by the ears she yanked his head down so as to peer anxiously over his simple white hair.
In a dramatic, slow-motion sense, Inu-Yasha's hair curtained down to reveal a most majestic Sesshomaru. He had just appeared from the woods, coming to seek and destroy that which threatened him. His icy gaze, while it immobilized the hearts of others, made Hikari's leap for sheer joy.
"HEY!" was pretty much all Inu-Yasha got out, shifting uncomfortably in his bent-double position as he stared at her boots. "Stop tha-!
"OUTTA MY WAY, BITCH!!" Hikari cried, and playing leapfrog she sent him flying to his face for the third time that day and trampled over his back and plowed him into the earth with her heeled boots; gaining momentum. "SESSHY!!"
"Sesshomaru? What's he doing here?" Sango asked, preparing to draw her boomerang. That was unneeded though, for whilst saying his name (let alone the rest of her sentence) or even before Sesshomaru himself could react beyond a blink for this sudden attack from a filthy human, Hikari launched herself into him (armor neglected) and they flew back nearly sixteen feet into the woods together.
"Oh BABY! Come to MAMA!" Hikari beaconed to him, ripping quite effectively at his elaborate haori as the leather straps of his armor were already dealt with...
"Master Jaken, what should we do?!" Rin cried when their master suddenly came flying back to them with a new friend attached, nearly dancing in her seat on Ah-Un.
"I-I… Ah…! F-Fight her Lord Sesshomaru! Beat her!" Jaken yelled, swinging his staff enthusiastically. He was befuddled when he witnessed his lord still struggling with the female mortal half his size. "My Lord, w-what powers does she have? My Lord!"
(back to the clearing)
"A-HA-HA-HA!! You're mine now!" came Hikari's distance-muffled voice.
"Get this thing off of me!!" Sesshomaru cried, finally breaking. The Inu-Yasha party stared, completely dumbstruck, at where the voices came from.
"She's happy," Reiki commented, kneeling down in front of the fallen half breed, who seemed to still find some value in contemplating the grass up his nose and the grit in his teeth. Maybe he was still wondering how the hell those heel marks got implanted down his spine, since the notion of being trampled was just silly. Surely there was another, logical reason he had thought of warm soft lips before meeting cold course dirt.
He grumbled to himself, and with a smile Reiki grabbed a handful of his long hair, lifted his even more surprised face, and began to wipe it clean with a handkerchief.
"Get away from me!" He yelled, jumping up. He wiped his own face, spat and snorted and spat some more, readjusted his back, and paused when he saw that she looked ready to cry. "Hey, wh-… Kagome! What's wrong with her!"
"Are you that dense that you can't even tell how a girl is feeling!" Reiki suddenly erupted, the very idea of tears evaporating amid her anger. Inu-Yasha flinched and ducked behind Kagome, who feigned a smile and tried to wave the issue off, wanting to listen further to what was happening about forty feet off. So far the score was Hikari one, Sesshomaru zero. It was fascinating.
"My Lord, what ails your abilities?!" Jaken cried out desperately, jumping up and down with nervousness. A large white fabric suddenly landed on him, and he proceeded digging himself out with this staff.
Our innocent Rin, wearing Sesshomaru's blue and yellow obi over her hair cutely, asked, "Master Jaken, is this how babies are made?"
"How should I know, you insolent brat!" Jaken demanded, still burrowing out of the sea of fabric. "Oh, my Lord Sesshomaru! Please kill-her-off!" At those last words, he propped the cloth up with his staff as though it were a tent pole, and like a white flag trade-marked with hexagons it fluttered slightly in the breeze. A stunned to silence Jaken was left to gap at his nearly naked lord as their 'sign of defeat' wagged in the gusts.
"Lord Sesshomaru," Rin addressed the snarling demon as her legs kicked the air rhythmically from atop Ah-Un, her worry now melted since Sesshomaru certainly would have dispatched anything life threatening by now, "I think you'll get even more sick if you don't put more clothes on…"
The demon snarled even louder, making Hikari giggle giddily. "Get these hormones away!"
(End of chapter!)
A/N: Hey! Reiki and Hikari here! We're wondering how you like our fanfic so far!
Reiki: "I'm still nervous… Hikari, you think they'll like it? I mean, it is kind of written for us, and- … … Ah…"
Hikari stares eerily at the computer screen, rereading the chapter.
Hikari: "Ge-he-he-he!! … I like it! We're letting me keep him, right?"
Reiki: "Umm…"
Hikari: "Well, he's mine anyhow!"
Reiki: "… And we work that into the plot… HOW?"
Hikari: "It will be a natural process, I'm sure. Hehehehe… Sexy-Sessy-kun (sigh). … Keep writing! I wanna know what happens next! And why aren't MY clothes flying around?"
Reiki: "… Well, o'one-who-is-reading-this-very-line-at-this-moment, please tell us how you think it's going-"
Hikari (interrupts): "Or else!!"
Reiki hits Hikari upside the head for her interruption (will live to regret it later).
Reiki (continued): "… how it's going by hitting the 'GO' button right there in the lower left corner and writing your opinions and submitting them! Just because I myself had some trouble a while ago: those with screen names may choose to be logged in (and record reviews written, or add stories or authors on favorite/alerts), or you can submit a review anonymously (which I haven't done so you're figuring those little details out on your own!) Oh, and no flames, please! Thank you and continue reading, because there's a lot more to come!!"