One shots (Sasuke)

You see, I'm a genius. Apparently killing a Chunin for trying to steal something from my basement was enough for people to take me out of the Ninja Academy and make me a Genin.

Did I forget to mention that I'm only eight? Or that I'm Uchiha Sasuke.

They gave me a sensei, apprenticeship as the old people called it. I had happily gone for it, I needed training to kill THAT guy. Thee guy. Ever hear about a village razed to the ground, and only one person survives?

That's kind of how my situation is, and as the only survivor I need to avenge my people. (Clan) They were assholes, but they were still family. Odd how the elites were all defeated by one talented Shinobi.(My Genius Intuition reacts again) There's just something off with what I know of my Clan's death.

I'm currently waiting to meet my sensei, a small bridge over a canal. The place seemed more fit for a date, but the place was possibly just convenient, possibly closer to the training ground I might get to train on.

I've been waiting for a while now. Three hours, and my genius intuition was telling me that 'This' fucker was late. My Uchiha blood was boiling, and I wanted to scream like a brat, but did not. I was suppose to exude a calm aura to make people think I'm more mature than my childish thoughts. (To hide my trauma actually)

My sensei arrived, and I had somehow gotten three kunais in my hands, each tied with a bomb seal. I needed training and this guy was reading a book.

I threw one bomb at him.

He lazily caught it with a flick of his wrist and tossed it over at the canal before it could time down.

Three seconds later and it exploded. Water splashed on us.

"Do that again, and I'm going to put you through a three day training regime, nights included," said the Jounin, his voice was slightly serious, and his one eyeball looking angry.

I stared at the grey hair Jounin and...

Another kunai was caught lazily before being tossed down at the canal, just like before.

The Jounin's eyes were narrowed, and his book flipped a page(Weird). He actually looked angry.

I tossed the last kunai at the center of the small bridge and jumped back, this time I timed it down perfectly to explode upon impact.

The Teacher dodged, but the weird orange book he's been reading was burned.

My Genius intuition tells me he's angry.