Finn woke up in ye olde morn when he was slapped in the face by one of Jake's pancake-sized butt cheeks. Softly reaching up and grasping one of Jake's pancake sized butt cheeks, Finn pushed him off from on top of him and said, "Oh, you silly, silly boy!"
Jake responded with a fart that came out of one of his pancake-sized butt cheeks, as he used his stretchy powers to move his anus. "Hehe," he said while flipping one of his pancake sized butt cheeks. "Would you like a pancake?"
"What I would like," Finn replied, "is for the author to stop talking about your pancake-sized butt cheeks every sentence." A momentary fight erupted between the characters and the author which left one pancake sized butt cheek scarred.
"Look out the window," said the author. Both characters did so and what they saw did not surprise them in the least, as the author had been talking about butts for a while.
"It's Butt Princess!" exclaimed Jake. "And she's naked!"
"Let's hop on the butt train and go after her," Finn ejaculated. Jake morphed into a train, and Finn stepped into the caboose. They were off!
Over the mountains and through the wood, to the Butt Kingdom they went. They walked to the Cheek's Peak of Big Butt Rock and penetrated the entrance that was situated right between the cheeks. Once inside, they were greeted by a Butt citizen who was excited to see someone with a torso and head, as all of the Butt people were just butts and legs. Finn and Jake were very attracted to the creative anatomy off Butt people. They had an eye on each of their cheeks and their mouth was where anuses are normally. This Butt person had a particularly long beard that dropped down in curly locks from his crotch.
"Brrrrfffthhhttt," the Butt person farts intelligently, but then realizes his mistake and says, "Oh, I am dreadfully sorry. I forgot that you don't speak our language.
Finn and Jake wave their hands under their noses. This Butt person definitely had bad breath!
"You should probably douche that," said Jake.
"Totes," Finn added in.
"But I just brushed this morning," the Butt person complained. "It's hard to keep your mouth smelling good when it is literally the same thing that we poop out of!"
Jake said, "Laterz, fool," and wandered off further down the city's unsanitary tract, using a map that was received from another Butt person who was a part-time proctologist. After passing the duodenum, they finally made it to the castle: a great, globby mass of brown in the middle of a spicy moat. Butt guards walked the halls of the castle with their large, long, thick, dripping, throbbing, dick shaped poles that they used for defense and punishment. The guards farted at Finn and Jake for a while and prodded them with the poles. Eventually, the duo made it to the top of the pile and found the princess.
"What is the problem with you?" asked Finn. "Why were you at our house this morning."
"Well Finn, the truth is," BP said in a hushed voice, "That I have hemorrhoids. This is very bad because I have to give my royal speech tomorrow and it hurts to talk." Finn and Jake gasped like yo waddup, and, then, BAM! Finn pulled out his adventure pack and handed her a medication.
"Jake gets it all the time," he explained.
"Oh, thank you soo much, Finn," Butt Princess farted. She then leaned in for a kiss and caught Finn off guard, making him vomit.
"Another day, another tier," said Jake. He and Finn fist bumped and the author ended the chapter.