+ Such a great babysitter +

Summary: What do you do when Kankri leaves you alone with his boyfriends little brother? You play twister. You didn't needs a fucking babysitter anyways… though he does have a great ass…..

RATED M: TRIGGER WARNING. ( YOAI. JUST.. YOAI AND SLIGHTLY UNDERAGE.)

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Karkat Vantas

"It's only for tonight young brother. We will be home before you know it. None of this would have happened if you would have learned to be more responsible Karkat. Now, they will be here any minute now and I don't want you to give his brother a hard time he is a very nice boy and I expect you to treat him how you would like to be treated. Another thing, you are to do what he says while I am gone seeing as he is going to be in charge while I am out. There is money on the counter for takeout and my number is on the fridge if you guys need something so do not hesitate to call." Kankri rambled on as you glared at him.

You were sixteen for fucks sake's you could handle watching over yourself for at least six hours it wasn't like you were going to go all Project X on him while he was gone. To think al of this unnecessary bullshit because of a simple get together with a few friends. So what a couple things were broken? It wasn't Terezi's fault a couple things were thrown around nor was it yours… or all of the other forty people that were here. Okay so maybe there was a small fire too.

You watched as your Bernese, Crabdad, jumped onto the couch slobber dripping out of his mouth as he panted lightly so you pulled the large white dog over snuggling into his long pure white fur to help mute out Kankri's annoying rants. God you swear you fucking loved this dog to death. Crabdad only huffed and tried licking your face a couple times before finally lying on your lap.

"Make sure the stove is off when I go and don't get your self in trouble again. Mituna said he would call me if he noticed anything wrong. Now I have to go get ready so answer the door if they arrive." You thanked god quickly for getting rid of the annoying cancer and watched on still angry as he strode out of the living room and up the stairs. You started to pet Crabdad as you felt your phone vibrate. Quickly taking it out before incase Kankri came back and saw you with this. He kind of took it away after the incident.

twinArmageddon (TA) began trolling carcinoGeneticist (CG)

TA: Hey kk. Piick up your damn phone and an2wer me.

TA: kk.

TA: Piick up a22hole.

CG: YOU INFLAMMED IMPATIENT ASSHOLE. IM IN ENOUGH TROUBLE AS IT IS. I DON'T NEED YOU BLOWING UP MY PHONE WHEN IM NOT EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE USING IT.

TA: You don't need to be cranky all the time kk Ii wa2 just checking up on you. By the way your brother was here earlier. Just h0w much tr0uble diid y0u get iinto anyway2?

CG: I KNOW. MY BROTHER GOT HIS BOYFRIENDS BROTHER TO GUARD ME. IM ON FUCKING HOUSE ARREST BECAUSE OF YOU FUCKING IDIOTS.

TA: He got you a baby2iitter?

CG: WE SET THE FUCKING KITCHEN ON FIRE. IM NOT ALOUD TO EVEN USE THE FUCKING STOVE AFTER THAT LITTLE STUPID STUNT YOU PULLED. YOU ARE SERIOUSLY THE STUPIDEST PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT I HAVE EVER MET IN MY ENTIRE USELSS EXISTENSE. SOMEONE EVEN FEED CRABDAD WEED! MY DOG WAS SERIOUSLY ROAMING THE NEIGHBORHOOD HIGH OFF OF HIS ASS.

TA: Ii said Ii was 2orry and besiides that's n0t the p0int. Have y0u ever even met Kankrii'2 boyfriiend'2 br0ther bef0re?

CG: WELL. NO. BUT I BET TONIGHTS GONG TO BE A FUCKING DISASTER. CAN YOU COME OVER?

TA: Can't. Ii'm iin trouble to remember? Iill try to sneak out later okay. Maybe he'll be cool?

CG: I DOUBT IT. THANKS I REALLY DON'T WANT TO BE ALONE WITH THIS SIMPLEMINDED FUCKASS IF HE IS ANYTHING LIKE HIS BROTHER.

TA: What's wrong wiith Kurloz?

CG: HE CREEPS ME THE FUCK OUT WITH HIS STUPID STARING AND THAT CREEPY FACEPAINT DESIGHN ON HIS FACE. IM AMAZED HIM AND KANKRI GOT TOGETHER.

TA: oh 2hiit I have to go Miituna ii2 calling for me.

TA: Bye.

CG: BYE DOUCHEBAG.

twinArmageddon (TA) ceased trolling carcinoGeneticist (CG)

Ding-Dong

You groaned out loud as Crabdad hurriedly ran to the door barking at the sound of guest. He must have smelt Kurloz. Getting up you slowly stride over to the door. You hoped with all of your heart that he wasn't weird or at least not a complete psychopathic asshole. You had a bad feeling this afternoon wouldn't go as you hoped it would.

Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-Dong, Ding-

You swung the door open cutting off the doorbell and mentally groaned in defeat. You were fucked.

He was hot as shit…

Author's note: Eh I don't really like how this chapter went but hey what am I going to do. I really enjoy this ship and by that I mean I am bat-shit head over heals for this pairing and since I read all of them I decided I was going to write some fanfictions for this pairing. This will include GamKar, and KurKri. I had to put Crabdad in so I put him as a Bernese mountain dog since they're cute as shit. This is my first Fanfic so I ask you to please have mercy on me but all reviews are accepted. Being a young writer is tough but I ask for advice and maybe sometime in the future I will improve. I'm actually working on something bigger so I decided to put this out as a little minor side project. I apologize if there are any spelling errors since I'm new to this kind of and I obviously don't have a beta. There will be other chapters soon so sit tight. I'm kind of nervous about posting this. Is that stupid? Oh and THERE. WILL. BE. SMUT!

-S0n0ma