*Heyhey. Yes, I've written another story. This time it's called, (drumroll), YODA SPRINGER!!! read on...
Yoda: On Yoda Springer today, Anakin, Padmé and Obi-Wan, there will be.
Problem, they are having. Welcome Padmé Amidala please.
(Audience claps)
Padmé: Hello Yoda.
Yoda: Hello Padmé. Problem, tell you us of.
Padmé: Well, I'm in the middle of a love triangle and...
(Interupted by booing fans)
Padmé: F*** YOU ALL!!! F*** YOU ALL TO H***!!!!
(Padmé is forced pushed back into her chair by Yoda.)
Yoda: Continue you will.
Padmé: Well, I just found out that I'm pregnant, and I don't know who's kid it is.
(The audience starts to boo again, but one look from Padmé stops them all)
Yoda: Hmm. I see. Which do want the father to be?
Padmé: I'd have to say Obi-Wan. I love him more. My relationship with Anakin was a big mistake.
(The audience doesn't even attempt to boo.)
Yoda: Bring out Obi-Wan and Anakin please.
(The audience holds up signs such as 'I love Obi', 'Die Anakin', 'Anakin's a Crybaby', etc...)
Yoda: Pleased to see you, I am, Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan: Thank you Master.
Anakin: What about me?
Yoda: Quiet, you will be!
(Yoda holds up his Gimmer Stick menacinly)
(Anakin curls up into a ball)
Yoda: Have the results of the paternity test, we do. Explain to them your reasons for doing this, you shall Padmé.
Padmé: Well,I love you Obi-Wan!
(Obi smiles as Ani starts to sniffle.)
Padmé: I hope that you are the father, because you're everything to me!
(Audience sighs and 'Awwws' as Ani starts to clench his fists and sniffle louder.)
Padmé: Ani, my relationship with you was a mistake, I'm sorry, but you're just to weak for me.
Anakin: Too weak? (lets out a battlecry) AHHHHHHHH!!!!
(Anakin pulls out a lightsaber and activates it)
(Obi jumps to Padmé's defense, but she stops him)
Padmé: I'll handle this.
Padmé does a karate stance as Anakin charges at her. She waits until the last moment, then cans him.
(The audience gasps, then starts to clap as Obi kisses Padmé and Anakin starts crying hysterically.)
Yoda(to Padmé and Obi): It is Obi's child.
Obi: I love you!
Padmé: I love you too!
(The audience 'Awws' once again just as the maintenace crews come in and clean up 'the mess'.
Yoda: All for today, that is! Next time, please tune in!
*Thank you, it was a dumb story, but meh. please R&R!!!*