DBZ Passover
By:
Marissa Wolf
Disclaimer: I don't own DBZ
Tell me again what this is women, Vegeta said while Bulma was setting the table. It's a Seder, Jewish people celebrate Passover to celebrate the exodus from Egypt. But women, Vegeta said, we're not Jewish I know that snapped Bulma, but some of my workers are so we're having it for them. Now get ready, the Sons will be here any minute. What, screamed Vegeta, why does dumb Kakarot and his baka family have to come! Because Vegeta darling, Chi Chi and Goku are my best friends, besides, Gohan learned about Jewish culture from school, so he is going to lead the seder. Fine Vegeta humphed as he walked toward the gravity room. A half an hour later the sons arrived. Hi Bulma, said Chi Chi, oh hi Chi Chi, thanks for coming. Hiya Vegeta, said Goku giving his usual Son grin. Aaa stupidity, screamed Vegeta. Hi Bulma, thanks for having us, said Gohan. Oh you're welcome, said Bulma, and thanks for leading the seder. Stupid holidays with stupid people, what a great day for the Prince of the Saiyans, said Vegeta. Goten, why don't you go upstairs, said Bulma, Trunks is in his room. Thanks Bulma, said Goten. As time passed the other guests arrived and were all seated around the table. Now, said Gohan, lets begin. The three main characters in the story are the Pharaoh, Moses, and G-D. Hey, screamed Vegeta, we should use my character. What are you talking about, said Bulma. Well, said Vegeta, how about we use Frieza, dumb Kakarot, and Dende. Fine, said Gohan. Now can we begin. Whatever, said Vegeta. Well Pharaoh made the Jews work as slaves. Hey, said Vegeta, don't you mean made the Saiyans work as slaves. Fine, said Gohan. Frieza made the Saiyans work as slaves. One day there was a dumb saiyan named Goku and.. Wait, said Gohan, my dad's not dumb! Ha Ha, laughed Vegeta, that brat actually said something smart for once. Anyway, said Gohan, one brave Saiyan named Goku decided to stand up for his people. Actually, said Goku, I heard it was really my father Bardock, who stood up for the Saiyans to Frieza. Aaaa, screamed Gohan, can we just go on with the story! When Goku went to G-D, I mean Dende, he got a magic staff from him. Anyways, Goku went up to Frieza and said, set my people free. No, said the evil Frieza. So Goku go mad and turned super Saiyan. Frieza got scared, and said they could go. As the Saiyans started to leave, Frieza changed his mind. He charged after them. The Saiyans came to a big river, but were so scared of Frieza, they forgot they could fly. What should we do, said one of the Saiyans. I know, said Goku, I'll use my staff. So he raised his staff and the river parted. The Saiyans ran through as the evil Frieza and his men followed rapidly. When all the Sayins crossed the sea, Goku raised his staff, and the river closed on Frieza and his men. And that, said Gohan, was how Goku defeated Frieza. Just then Goten and Trunks came in. Wait, said Trunks, Goku didn't defeat Frieza, mirai me did. Yeah, said Goten, with his sword. Well, this is my story, said Gohan. The Jewish guests sat their frozen. That's a new one on me said one guest. Yeah, said the other. What's a Saiyan, said one guest. And a Frieza, said the other. That's not how we learned this story in Hebrew. Just then Dende appeared on Mr. Popo's magic carpet, well children, this is what happened in the DBZ Passover Fanfic my Marissa. Haaa Haaa, laughed Dende, and in a puff of smoke he was gone. The End
Tell me again what this is women, Vegeta said while Bulma was setting the table. It's a Seder, Jewish people celebrate Passover to celebrate the exodus from Egypt. But women, Vegeta said, we're not Jewish I know that snapped Bulma, but some of my workers are so we're having it for them. Now get ready, the Sons will be here any minute. What, screamed Vegeta, why does dumb Kakarot and his baka family have to come! Because Vegeta darling, Chi Chi and Goku are my best friends, besides, Gohan learned about Jewish culture from school, so he is going to lead the seder. Fine Vegeta humphed as he walked toward the gravity room. A half an hour later the sons arrived. Hi Bulma, said Chi Chi, oh hi Chi Chi, thanks for coming. Hiya Vegeta, said Goku giving his usual Son grin. Aaa stupidity, screamed Vegeta. Hi Bulma, thanks for having us, said Gohan. Oh you're welcome, said Bulma, and thanks for leading the seder. Stupid holidays with stupid people, what a great day for the Prince of the Saiyans, said Vegeta. Goten, why don't you go upstairs, said Bulma, Trunks is in his room. Thanks Bulma, said Goten. As time passed the other guests arrived and were all seated around the table. Now, said Gohan, lets begin. The three main characters in the story are the Pharaoh, Moses, and G-D. Hey, screamed Vegeta, we should use my character. What are you talking about, said Bulma. Well, said Vegeta, how about we use Frieza, dumb Kakarot, and Dende. Fine, said Gohan. Now can we begin. Whatever, said Vegeta. Well Pharaoh made the Jews work as slaves. Hey, said Vegeta, don't you mean made the Saiyans work as slaves. Fine, said Gohan. Frieza made the Saiyans work as slaves. One day there was a dumb saiyan named Goku and.. Wait, said Gohan, my dad's not dumb! Ha Ha, laughed Vegeta, that brat actually said something smart for once. Anyway, said Gohan, one brave Saiyan named Goku decided to stand up for his people. Actually, said Goku, I heard it was really my father Bardock, who stood up for the Saiyans to Frieza. Aaaa, screamed Gohan, can we just go on with the story! When Goku went to G-D, I mean Dende, he got a magic staff from him. Anyways, Goku went up to Frieza and said, set my people free. No, said the evil Frieza. So Goku go mad and turned super Saiyan. Frieza got scared, and said they could go. As the Saiyans started to leave, Frieza changed his mind. He charged after them. The Saiyans came to a big river, but were so scared of Frieza, they forgot they could fly. What should we do, said one of the Saiyans. I know, said Goku, I'll use my staff. So he raised his staff and the river parted. The Saiyans ran through as the evil Frieza and his men followed rapidly. When all the Sayins crossed the sea, Goku raised his staff, and the river closed on Frieza and his men. And that, said Gohan, was how Goku defeated Frieza. Just then Goten and Trunks came in. Wait, said Trunks, Goku didn't defeat Frieza, mirai me did. Yeah, said Goten, with his sword. Well, this is my story, said Gohan. The Jewish guests sat their frozen. That's a new one on me said one guest. Yeah, said the other. What's a Saiyan, said one guest. And a Frieza, said the other. That's not how we learned this story in Hebrew. Just then Dende appeared on Mr. Popo's magic carpet, well children, this is what happened in the DBZ Passover Fanfic my Marissa. Haaa Haaa, laughed Dende, and in a puff of smoke he was gone. The End