Sailor Moo & the 13 year old Famfiction Writer 3-THE SKOUTS GO BACK IN TIMED
Y'know, I've always wanted to do a time-travel fic. Somehow, though, this is far from what I'd imagined my first one to be like xD
Enjoy. Personal pronouns abound.
Disclaimer: This is a parody of poorly written fanfiction. Sailor Moon is owned by Naoko Takeuchi. Not me. Nor will I ever claim to own it.
Hi ok guys it's me I'm back SuperUltraMegaSerenaMeatBallHead200xxDariSere4eva is my name but I'd that is too long than you can call my Bunny. ok so i thought it would be cool if Serena fould go back in tome anf fix everything ritght so ok new the mew story!
Chapter 1-The crystal timey wimeys
"Pk girls this isnt a game you fould die from if the beam hits you!" Meecury screamed at everybody. They were all fighting a musterious momster that had appears out of no where and then they had to transperm and fight it because otherwise the mother would destroy all of the USA (i dont know why ppl thonk Serena lives in Tokyo cuz that is in china ok and Serena is obviously not chinese because her eyes are too big ok and she is from America that is why her name is SIR ENA) so they all attacked. But it was really strong and so they were all almost dead because it was strong. Only Serena was still okay because I am very strong and I love my friends the Scouts and I dont want them to die so I try to protect them. but it is USELESS because then the monster breathded fire and rain and it burnt all of us and ice cremed as the flames burnded my body and all my friends bodies'.
"NOOOOOO!" i scremaed. Then there was night everywhere and dark and shadows. And then i wake up becaise there was a bright light and it shined in my eyes and made me wake up like the sun. And then I got up and i gapsed as i realized what I saw. it was...
The Saber Crystil! It was floating in the air above me and it was so bright that I couldn't see anything.
"You are dead Serena. And so are all youre friends' " it said and then I cried because Serena would miss her best friends the Skrouts Sailor Mars and Sailor Milkury and Sailor Juliter and Sailor Pluto.
"You can make it all better though if you want" said the Crystal and I gapsed.
"How do you mean?" Serena asked and then the crystal started glowing like an amber and it shone real bright on my face and I could not see.
"I... will make it so you can fix all of this" it said and then it exploded like an atomed bomb.
BOOOOOOKOOMMMMMMMMMM!777
Serena woke up and gapsed at her surroundings because she was in her room "Omigod I am in my room!" But then she noticed that the curtains were different they had hearts and moons on them now they were not like her new ones which was black and red because those were cool colors. "What is going on?" she asked the air but nobody replied. Then Serena looked at the clock "OH NO I AM LATE FOR SCHOOL!" she screamed and then she ran out of the house and ran to her high school.
"Hey you are not a student here!" screamed a teacher and Serena gapsed. "What do you mean yes I am" she said
"No you are not you are a middle school student I can tell because you are too young to be in high school" said the teacher. Serena gasped.
"What year is this?" she asked
"It is 2011" he said and Serena gasped "Oh no! She said and then she ran to her old middle school "I cant believe it what is going on is this a dream no this is real I can feel and touch and smell things so it must be real but what is going on!"
Then Serena saw a group of kids bothering a cat and she knew it was Luna "I guess I'm not Sailor Moo yet so I should rescue Luna!" Serena ran over and hit the kids "You guys are so mean hitting a poor kitty go away now" and the kids ran away. Then Serena took off the bandaid from Luna's head and then she ran to school again.
(I'm skipping school because it is boring)
Serena went to Molly's store like the first time and then she went home and waited for Luna and Luna came in the window right on schedule.
"Yay hi Luna ok i need my broach now" she sex claimed and Luna was surprised but then Serena explained what had happened and Luna understood.
"Oh ok I see. So the power of the Silver Crystal send you home" said Luna knowledgeably and Serena nodded and then Luna nodded "Ok well then here you go" and then she jumped and pooped out the brooch
Serena took it and put it on and then she screamed "Moon Prismu Power!" and then she transformed into Sailor Moo "Yay i am sailor moon again!" said Serena and then she hopped out the window and went to Molly's house to beat the monster there.
Serena took off her tiara and threw it at the monster before the monster even knew she was there! It died and Molly was saved and then Serena looked around and she saw Tuxedo Mask hiding in a window.
She hopped up to him and said "Oh Tuxedo Mask please tell me you remember me" and he looked at her and said no and then she croed.
Serena went back home and cried into ber bed without even transforming back to normal because she was so upset "Why doesn't he remember and why am I even here I don't even know" and then her Silver Crystal started glowing and then... it SPOKE.
"Serena I have brought you back in time so you can fix all the mistakes you have made. Here. Have this pen it will allow you to give people back their memories" and then it stopped glowing and then Serena saw a black pen on her bed from where it had been. "Ok thank you Silver Crystal, I the it owe you so much!777"
Then Serena saw Luna and she pointed the pen at the kitty and a light beam flew out and hit Luna in the head it looked like a lightsaber and made a lightsaber noise when it hit her head.
Luna woke up. "Omigod I can not belive what happened! Serena we went back in time!77!" Serena nodded "He's the Crystal brought us back in time and he gave me this pen so I can give everyone their memories back because they can remember."
Luna nodded understandinglyly. "Okay yes that makes complete sense" she lampshaded. "Now you must go wake up everybody else and then we can go fight Beryl and stop this all before it happens!" Luna said.
"Yes okay!" Serena said. "I will go give eveybody they're memories back so that we can fight Beryl and stop this all before it happens again! Okay!" Serena screamed triumplantly.
And then she died.
Yay okay i have been want to rite this for a long long long long long long long long time now so i hope you all like it because i do okay bye bye.
A/N: Good God, there is no end to my madness. I'm a bit disappointed that this will technically be my first time-travel fic; but at the same time, I'm thrilled. And yes. Bunny Sailor Earth will make an appearance. Joy.
And the obligatory first-chapter ending typo. There it is. "Died" instead of 'did'. Lol. Oh, SuperMegaUltraSerenaMeatBallHead200xxDariSere4eva, you silly little thing.
Also. Some of the dialogue reminds me of posts on Tumblr. xD There's a lot of Sailor Moon stuff going on right now, so if you don't have a Tumblr, do yourself a favor and GET ONE. BECAUSE IT IS BEAUTIFUL.