Phineas and Ferb's Best Christmas Adventure Ever Chapter 1: Prologue, a phineas and ferb fanfic

Phineas and Ferb

Phineas and Ferb's Best Christmas Adventure Ever

Prologue

FanFiction Summary: It's Christmas time for Danville, and Phineas and Ferb are psyched about it, because they're ready to spread some Christmas cheer to everyone in town. But when Perry's fight with Dr Doofenshmirtz sets off one of his inventions and ruins the holiday spirit in Danville, it's up to Phineas, Ferb, and the neighborhood kids to spread Christmas cheer back into everyone's lives. But everything they try fails and it just weakens their spirits, and Candace yelling at them telling them that Christmas is one big hoax only makes things worse. Meanwhile, Candace tries to find the perfect gift for Jeremy, and Isabella tries to tell Phineas that she loves him if it kills her. Features Christmas songs such as "The Christmas Blessing" by Newsong, "Jingle Bells" sung by Drake Bell, and other songs like Miley Cyrus' "He Could be the One", and others.

Disclaimer: Disclaimer: Phineas and Ferb does not belong to me. It belongs to the two geniuses Dan Povenmire and Jeff "Swampy" Marsh. Keep up the good work, gentlemen! Also don't expect any good original songs! Sorry, but I'm not good with writing original songs. Never have been. But I'll give it a try. Look out for the first one in this chapter, which will be a Christmas version of the full theme song.

The date was December 22nd. It was snowing outside, and the entire town was covered in a blanket of snow. It was three days before Christmas day, and everyone in Danville was excited for their favorite jolly fat guy in a bushy red suit to come around and deliver presents to all the boys and girls. No! It's not John Travolta! Santa Clause! Every year, he stops by the town and delivers presents to all of the good kids, gives coal to the bad kids, and gives Cleveland a bill for the reparations on his house.

Everyone gets pumped up for this magical holiday, and it is never more true than it is for our two favorite step-brothers, Phineas and Ferb.

Today, we begin our adventure with them at the breakfast table, eating their breakfast, all dressed up for the cold winter weather. When they are finished, they put their dishes in the sink, bundle up, and walk out the door, embracing the Christmas joy. Christmas was their favorite holiday of the year, and it wasn't just because they had two weeks off of school.

"Ah, there's nothing like the sweet sound of winter, right Ferb?" Phineas said to his mostly silent stepbrother. "There are just 3 more days until Christmas. I'm so excited! This is gonna be the best Christmas ever! We're gonna put up decorations, sing Christmas carols, open presents, lick icicles and then get stuck there...oh boy this is gonna be awesome!"

Meanwhile, inside, their sister, Candace, was on her cellphone, talking to her best friend, Stacy. "Stacy, what am I going to do? Christmas is only a few days away, and I still haven't figured out what I'm going to give Jeremy as a present."

"You know Candace, you really need to stop worrying about something like this." Stacy said over the phone. "I mean, you know he likes you."

"Yeah?"

"So I'm sure whatever you get him will be just fine."

"You think so?"

"Totally. But don't get him something too cheap. Get something that really means a lot to you, so it'll mean even more to him."

"Well, what are you getting Coltrane?"

"I'm giving him a punching bag. He's really into boxing, so I figured he could really use one of them."

"That's so cool!"

"I know! But don't tell him! I want it to be a surprise."

"Don't worry, Stacy. You're secret's safe with me."

"Good."

"Now all I have to do is worry that my stupid brothers are going to ruin this holiday for me."

"Come on, Candace! Stop being mean to your brothers like that! If I recall, their activities have actually made your past Christmases a lot more fun. Like that one year they made you and Jeremy a tunnel of love on Christmas Eve."

"Yeah, but--"

"Or how about that year they fixed up your Mary McGuffin doll after your mom accidentally put it in the wash and it broke apart."

"Well, there's that--"

"And how about the year they made you a robotic Santa Clause after your mom wouldn't let you go see the real one at the mall and you sat on its lap and told it what you wanted for Christmas?"

"OK, OK, point taken. Look, I guess I wish, that for once, my brothers would just act normal."

"Candace, please! You should envy your brothers for what they do! I'm actually jealous that you have brothers that can do what Phineas and Ferb do."

"You are?"

"Yeah! All my brother does is sleep all day, spit up, and poop in his pants!"

"Isn't he, like, 9 months old?"

The line was quiet for a moment. "So?"

Phineas and Ferb were walking down the streets towards the park, which was completely covered in snow, where their friends, Buford Van Storm, Baljeet Patel, and Isabella Garcia-Shapiro, were waiting for them. "Hey guys, what took you?" Isabella asked them as soon as they arrived.

"Breakfast. Why, you got a problem?" Phineas jokingly said to her.

"Nope. Glad you were able to make it. Now come on, let's do this!"

"You bet!"

The five friends scattered across the park, and began building their own snowforts, so they could engage in a snowball fight. All of them were able to build an extremely durable and big snowfort, and were able to hit each other with lots of snowballs. They all had a blast hitting each other with snowballs for a couple of hours.

"You're going down, Buford!"

"In your dreams, Dinner Bell!"

"You're mine now, Baljeet!"

"Eat my dust, Ferb!"

Their forts kept getting knocked down by each other's snowballs, and they just kept building them back up and up and up until finally, they all got tired of just throwing snowballs, so they decided to make a snowman. But not just any snowman...and not Frosty the Snowman either. No, they built one of the biggest, most gigantic snowmen anybody had ever laid eyes one. It was huge, and it hat a black hat, a carrot nose, beads for its eyes and smile, and it measured about 30 feet in height. The kids were astonished at what they had done in just an hour.

"Wow, guys, this is incredible." Phineas said, eyeing the snowman. "This has got to be the biggest snowman I've ever seen!"

"It's beautiful!" Isabella shouted out.

"Yeah, but now that we are done constructing it, what should we do?" Baljeet asked, as the five friends thought on it for a little while.

"I know! How about we all go home for a while, relax, and then come back out for another snowball fight?" Phineas suggested, to which the other four agreed.

"That's a good idea." Baljeet agreed.

"I could use some hot chocolate." Buford added.

"How about we meet back here at, say, 2:00?" Isabella suggested. They all agreed.

"Yeah, two sounds good." Phineas said as the five of them started making their way back home. The snow started falling a bit harder as they approached their neighborhood. They each took their routes home and went inside to warm up, with the exception of Phineas & Ferb, who stayed outside to catch snowflakes on their tounges, and Isabella, who stayed to admire Phineas from afar. Her mother, Vivian, saw that Isabella was watching Phineas from the front porch, and decided to talk to her.

"When are you going to tell him how you feel, Isa?" Her mother asked the daydreaming girl. "If you don't say something soon, your chance will pass, you'll grow up, and you'll never get the chance again."

"I know, I know, mom! I'm just waiting for the right time!" She said back to her mom. "I think he likes me back, but when I tell him, I want to tell him in a way that won't make him anxious or nervous or even creeped out. I want to get into it slowly so he'll be comfortable with it, too. So I figured Chrismtas day would be the right time."

"OK, but how are you going to tell him?"

"I'm not sure. You only get one chance to make a first impression, so I want mine to be good. Besides, I know for a fact that he appreciates me. I mean, why else would he include me in his daily activities."

"Sure. And perhaps he is just as nervous about his feelings for you as you are about your feelings for him."

"I hope you're right, mom. If I ever found out that Phineas never even considered me a friend, I'd be devestated. I mean, just look at him." Isabella pointed across to the boy, who was pouring some ice into a big cannon, and shooting it into the sky, making even more snow. "He always pushes the limit to make bigger and better things. He never ceases to amaze me with what he is able to do in a day. I'm honored to be included in his daily plans, and I was thrilled when he dedicated a whole day to me just to get rid of my hiccups."

"He's one of a kind, mom. And he's going to be mine! This year, I plan to tell him that I love him, even if it kills me!"

"That's great, dear. Good luck with that. If you want some hot chocolate, I'll be inside." Vivian went inside after that to leave Isabella to continue staring at her crush. She had been friends with him for years. But now, she wanted to be more than that. She wanted to be his forever, and nothing was going to stop her this year. She had chickened out so many times in the past that it had only driven her to succeed this year.

Smooth talkin', so rockin'
He's got everything that a girl's wantin'
Guitar cutie, he plays it groovy
And I can't keep myself from doin' something' stupid

Her crush on Phineas had driven her to participate in all of his summer projects this past summer. She admired his enthusiasm, his determination, his ambition to make every day the best day ever.

Think I'm really fallin' for his smile
Yeah, butterflies when he says my name
Hey!

He's got somethin' special
He's got somethin' special
And when he's lookin' at me
I wanna get all sentimental

He's got somethin' special
He's got somethin' special
I can hardly breathe something's tellin' me
Tellin' me maybe he could be the one

And the fact that he willingly included her in his plans everytime she asked spoke volumes to her. It told her that she needed to tell him she loved him. She needed to get it out, so she could continue living life with him like it was.

He could be the one, he could be the one
He could be the one, he could be the one
He could be the one

He's lightnin', sparks are flyin'
Everywhere I go he's always on my mind and
I'm goin' crazy about him lately
And I can't help myself from how my heart is racin'

And it wasn't like Phineas didn't care about her. No, he cared deeply about her. He really did love her. But the problem was, he had no idea what true love was. He had tried once before to make romance for Baljeet, but it didn't exactly work. (That Sinking Feeling) He knows what it means to love someone. He just doesn't know what it means to be romantic with someone.

Think I'm really diggin' on his vibe
He really blows me away, hey!

He's got somethin' special
He's got somethin' special
And when he's lookin' at me
I wanna get all sentimental

He's got somethin' special
He's got somethin' special
I can hardly breathe something's tellin' me
Tellin' me maybe he could be the one

He could be the one, he could be the one
He could be the one, he could be the one
He could be the one

Isabella walked across the street to Phineas's house. "Hey Phineas, my heater's broken. Would it be OK if I stayed over at your house for a few hours while it gets fixed?"

"Uh...sure, Isabella. But what about your mom?"

"Oh, you know her. She just loves the cold."

"And she said it was OK?"

"Yep."

"Well then, can't argue with that. Come on in, and we'll get you some hot chocolate." Phineas instinctively grabbed Isabella's hand, and the two of them walked inside. Isabella blushed the whole time Phineas held her hand, and even waved back to her mom and gave her a thumbs up.

And he's got a way of makin' me feel
Like everything I do is perfectly fine
The stars are aligned when I'm with him
And I'm so into it!

The two shared some hot chocolate and watched a movie. Isabella was so into just hanging out with Phineas like that that she didn't have any control over her impulses, which included trying to put her arm around Phineas's shoulder, trying to hold his hand, and even scooting closer to him. Most of the time he didn't notice these hints, but when he noticed her scooting close to him, she quickly retracted back, hoping he wouldn't say anything.

He's got somethin' special
He's got somethin' special
And when he's lookin' at me
I wanna get all sentimental

He's got somethin' special
He's got somethin' special
I can hardly breathe somethin's tellin' me
Tellin' me maybe he could be the one

He could be the one, he could be the one
He could be the one, he could be the one
He could be the one

"You know, Phineas, I hear Christmas time is the most romantic time of the year after Valentine's Day." She said, trying to swoon him.

"Yeah. I see my mom and dad kiss under the Mistletoe every year." He didn't buy the hint, which infuriated her. But she decided not to show it. "I'm gonna go get some more hot chocolate. You want some?" Isabella shook her head no. "Suit yourself." He stood up, and went into the kitchen to get some hot chocolate. Isabella stared at him as he was leaving.

You still don't get it, do you? She thought to herself. You're so clueless, Phineas! Every time I try to make a move, you get distracted or you're too oblivious to see its true meaning! I like you, Phineas Flynn! I really do! And this year, no matter what it takes, you will be mine! I'm gonna make sure you finally get the message if it's the last thing I do! "But how do I get through to a boy whose only desire is to build outrageous contraptions and make each day the best day possible?"

She began scheming on how to get Phineas to notice her. She was really determined to make Phineas love her this year, and nothing was going to stop her. This was going to be tough for her, though, as Phineas was even dumber than people who watch Jackass.

(Cue Cutaway)

We cutaway to a suburban home in Virginia, not too far from where Phineas and Ferb live, where a redneck kid is on the roof of his house, about to attempt a dangerous trick. He is about to skate off a quarterpipe on his roof, and do a 360 McTwist over the house across from him. But as he begins skating and he approaches the ramp, a bus heads down the street, and as the kid attempts to jump, he miscalculates it, and trips over the ramp. As a result, he crashes through the driver's window, which scares the driver enough to make him lose control of the wheel, which then causes the bus to make a swift right turn and ultimately result in it crashing head on into Cleveland's house.

And as if it was God trying to piss him off, Cleveland was once again in the bathtub. The floorboard slowly started tipping downward and the bathtub started sliding off. "No, no, no, NO, NO, NO!" He yelled as his bathtub slid right off and fell to the ground, breaking on impact.

(End Cutaway)

There are two wondrous weeks of our winter vacation
Before New Years and school come to end it
So the holiday challenge for kids of all nations
Is finding a good way to spend it…
Like maybe…

Turning our beds into dual toboggans,
And sliding down the ski jump tower
Building a snowman the size of colossus
Or giving a Yeti a shower
Staging a snowball fight, with giant catapults
And snow angels that really fly
Rocking a Christmas carol, wrapping a present
Or just shoveling snow off the drive!

This could possibly be the best Christmas ever!
(This could possibly be the best Christmas ever!)
And the forecast says that next year will likely be
a million and six times better,
So make every minute count
jump up, jump in and seize the day,
And let's make sure that in every single possible way,
Today is Gonna to Be a Great Day!

Chopping down a Christmas tree and stirring up Eggnog
Playing with friends in the snow
Hanging up lots of Christmas decorations
Or kissing someone under the mistletoe (You know you want to, Isabella)
Little Drummer Boy, a little dreidel toy
Giving cheese to a mouse
Writing a list of desires, warming up by the fire
And wrecking Cleveland's old house!

A missile fuselage fell and destroyed Cleveland's house. The floorboards started tilting as the bathtub started slipping. The bathtub fell to the ground, breaking on impact. Strangely enough, nobody was in it. "Oh, that's right. Cleveland moved."

(Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey! Hey!)

Let's put our heads together and design a master plan,
We may miss dinner, but I know mom will understand...
We got our mission and suppliers, yogurt, gumballs and desires,
A pocket full of rubber bands, the manual on handstands,
A unicycle compass, and a camera that wont focus,
And canteen full of soda, grab a beach towel here we go! (this is Ferb-tastic)

(Best! Christmas! Ever!)

This could possibly be the best day ever!
(This could possibly be the best day ever!)
And the forecast says that tomorrow will likely be
a million and six times better,
So make every minute count
Jump up, jump in and seize the day,
And let's make sure that in every single possible way,

(Seriously this is gonna be a great day)

This could possibly be the best day ever (Today's Gonna be a Great Day)
This could possibly be the best day ever (Today's Gonna be a Great Day)

End of Prologue!

Next Time: Isabella attempts to get Phineas's attention, Candace tries to find Jeremy a great gift, and Phineas and Ferb enjoy their winter vacation. Plus, Perry battles Dr. Doofenshmirtz and his pure hatred for Christmas