a/n: hello ther im gonna write a sotry abut homestuck only its gna be abut chella and not stupid jogn becaus i don lik him lol. also all the trolls sre older indis. enjyo teh story.

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Chapter One: Chella

My name is Chella Cancer Lovely Pain (AN: soon 2 be Vantas but i havent met karkat yet!) and I am sixteen years old. I have long blond hare that I keep in a ponytail and green eyes that sparkle wit the twinkle of the stairs. I like to wear black evan though i dont like to die my hair cuz i like it blond better. I don't really wear makeup besides purple eyeliner and black lipstuck (AN: Gettit cuz its Homestuck? Loldatssolameidunevankno). I don't wer foundation bcuz I'm already pail enough without it. I put on a black tanktop and dark ripped genes with holes in them. I didnt buy them like thst cuz storebought ripped jeans are a lame concept who the hell came up with that? I made these ripes myself and am damn proud of it so fuck you designers.

I live with my twin sister Vriska. (AN: I KNO SHES A TROLL BUT SHE LIVES ON EARTH NOW KAY) Her last name is different from mine because hers is Serket and not Pain. She also has long black hair witch is a bit more messy than mine is. Mine is straight and shiney. She also has horns which is strange cuz i dont have them so sometimes she picks on me and says im adopted but i know im not shes just being a sassy sista! :3

Some people call me punk or goffic sometimes and maybe this is true. But its more of a style I got from Vriksa. Shes REALLY into black and stuff. She also has a weird spider fetish. Also a fetish for Nicholas Cage. Seriously her bedroom walls (which she calls respite blocks for whatever reason) are covered in Nick Cage posters.

I woke up really late it was like noon and went downstairs to the kitchen in our house. Vriska likes to call it the hive even though it doesnt make any sense cuz we arent insects cuz that would be gross. ew.

"Hey Chell" Vriska said with excrement. Chell is my nickname and I dont let a lot of people call me that only close family and friens like Vriska. "Hey Vriska" I sad cuz Vriska doesnt have many nicknams that she can go by which is depressing.

"Any interesting male today?" I asked hopefully. Vriska grinned suspiciouly. "Actually we do! We have two envelopes. Guess whats inside them?" She said.

"That game you been talking about?" I asked. "Yes! They finally arived!" SHe squealed in excitement. "Do you want to play?"

"Maybe later. I just woke up." She seemed disappointed for a moment but it didnt last long. I could tell she had a bit of a glow this morning and it mad me curious. And then I remembered somethign important. Well not important to me but it was definitely important to her.

"Anyway how was your date last night with John?" I asked. I didnt like John but Vriska did. I don't know why. He just always seemed a little bit nerdy to me. Not that tehres anything wrong with nerds but oh well.

"Oh it was grEIGHT!" Vriska said with a laugh. See she also has this obsession with the number eight cuz of her spider fetish so she always emphasises the eight sound in words whenever she can. She also has this strange quirk when she types but youll learn about that soon enoguh. "But I think hes more interested in that Rose bitch. I HATE HER!1" Vriska's face filled with depressive rage. I agreed. Rose always uses big words and sounds so cynical all the tim.

I was sad for Vriska but I was also was jealous of her. She got all of the guys like John and Tavros who welll eventualy meet two and I was still single (AN: Its not cuz Chella is uglah shes very pretty she just doesnt get out and talk to boys dat often!) and I was hoping that would change soon. I didnt say much more after that cuz I was suddenly feeling depressed. Vriska went into understanding silence. I was greatful to her for that.

After breakfast- which I wont dwell on cuz who wants to read about that?- I went back up ther stairs and into my room. I cried depressively for awhile. I kno some goffic people cut themselves when they cry liike this (NA: Lik dat girl in My Immortal) but I didnt cuz I didnt like pain. Even though that was my last name. I think maybe thats why other goffic girls dont talk to me.

After that I went over to my compturer and sat down. I debilitated signing into Pesterchum. Its this messenger thing that carries a lot of weird puns in its options and stuff and you can change your username- er, I mean handle- anytim you want to and you can also choose your font.

My chumhandle was arcaneSnowflake cuz I feel I am unique.

I signed into Pesterchum and there werentbery many people or chums on currently. I saw John on. His handle's ectoBiologist. But it doesnt matter cuz I didnt feel like talking to him. Or Rose who was also on as tentacleTherapist. She added me soemtime ago cuz she and John are sort of close even though hes seeing Vriska even though Im pretty sure hes seing Rose. Cheating bastard.

I saw a few other people on but they were blocked. Well, they were SUPPOSED to be blocked. Somehow or another they always managed to get throguh and bug me. Or troll me. I asked Vriska if they ever bothered her. She gets this real suspicios glint in her eye and laughs whenever I do. Its like she knos osmething that I dont. Soemthing big.

I heard a chime telling me that someone was pestering me. Althoguh they were actually trolling me.

- carcinoGeneticist [CG] began trolling arcaneSnowflake [AS] -

CG: PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT GOING TO PLAY WITH HER.
AS: Oh no! Not YOU again!
AS: Why can't you just leave me alone?
AS: You're such a STALKER!
AS: I mean honestly!
CG: WILL YOU JUST SHUT UP THAT COLOSSAL HALF-WITTED PERFORATION THAT YOU CALL A MOUTH FOR ONE SECOND? HAS ANYONE EVER TOLD YOU THAT YOU TALK TOO MUCH?
AS: Jesus you're such an asshole.
CG: JUST FUCKING SHUT IT FOR ONE SECOND AND LISTEN TO ME!
AS: What do you WANT?!
CG: DO NOT PLAY PLAY GAME WITH HER!
AS: What are you even TALKING about?
CG: THE GAME THAT ARRIVED TODAY YOU STUPID- UGH!

I paused a moment. How would this person even know about that?

CG: NEVERMIND THAT JUST DON'T PLAY IT!
AS: What are you some kind of stalker?!
AS: Go AWAY!
CG: FOR FUCK SAKE ARE YOU REALLY THAT BRAINLESS?!
CG: WHY AM I EVEN BOTHERING WITH A PALE-SKINNED FUCKASS LIKE YOU? I SHOULD BE TALKING TO VRISKA!
AS: You're such a JERK!
AS: How do you even KNOW her name?
AS: YOU'VE BEEN STALKING US HAVEN'T YOU?!
AS: WHEN I FIND YOU I'M GOING TO BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU YOU PRICK!
CG: OH MY FUCKING GOD
CG: I KNEW I SHOULDN'T HAVE BOTHERED TALKING TO YOU
CG: THIS WAS A ENOURMOUS WASTE OF MY TIME
AS: Gee, YOU THINK?!
CG: FUCK YOU PAIN. JUST FUCK YOU.
AS: You really ARE a stalker!
AS: Who the hell are you?!
CG: THE GUY WHO IS ALREADY SICK TO DEATH OF YOUR BULLSHIT AND STUPIDITY THATS WHO
CG: FINE! GO AHEAD AND PLAY THAT STUPID GAME THEN
CG: I DON'T GIVE A SHIT ANYMORE

- carcinoGeneticist [CG] stopped trolling arcaneSnowflake [AS] -

- carcinoGeneticist [CG] signed off -

I was angry and full of rage as I glared at the screen. Who th hell did this guy think he was? What a stalker! Id have to talk to Vriska about this guy.

When I thought about it, I realized I wanted to play that game. Just to show him.

And the more I thoght about this guy the more I realized...

I liked him.

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A/N: Aw Karkat si so MWEAN 2 Chella but its kinda sexah rly mayb we can soften him up a litle soon. I think he an chella wud b so cut 2gether dun you? I hop u enjoyed da first chapter! more 2 come and plz leave god revows!11