Splinter's rules for the lair: Really by: inuficcrzy
2. No, Raphael, it is not funny to attack the NYC Police headquarters with paint balls.
Darkness took up the light, so no one could see me. Running among the rooftops, with my gun in my hand, I was going to the police headquarters, not even a block from here. My plan was to wake them up a little, shoot them a couple of times with my paintball gun, then go back to the lair before anyone sees me, since Fearless and Master Splinter are sleeping, Mikey and Donnie too. I kneel on the edge of this rooftop, looking over the headquarters, as I loaded my paintball gun, seeing an open window. I aimed for that window, third floor, first one to the right. Shooting a red one, I listen, until I hear an "Ahhhh! There's red stuff all over me! I'm bleeding!" Man, some of them ain't too bright, are they? Suddenly, four other police officers come to the widows with their guns out. Play time, its war. I began to shoot like my life was at stake. Of course, I kept moving, so I would first hit from the right, then the left, then right, then right again. They moved from window to window, trying to hit me with their real bullets, but they always missed. Running around, began running into each other, stepping on one another, and just looking like a bunch of ants. I laughed so hard, I had tears. Weird, huh?
I quietly walked away and ran to the lair. The whole time back, I thought about how funny they looked, when I almost ran into Splinter from the doorway. I glumped, knowing I was in trouble, just by looking at Master Splinter's tail. It flicked right to left, showing he was pissed. I chuckled, " Hi, Master Splinter. Nice night, huh?"
Like lightning had flashed, he grabbed my bandanna, where it bit into my skin, as I yelped, but he didn't seem to notice. "Raphael, no more video games, computer, or your motorcycle for two weeks. Oh, and no more Raisin Bran for you either." I gasped, then I went on my knees, begging "Master Splinter, take everythin, everythin but that!" Come to think of it, I was different when I did eat it. When I did, I had a strange erg to blow up Leo's room, just because. I suddenly relised, I only did that stuff when I ate it. Man, Raisin Bran is some dangerous stuff.