Now that the last movie has ended, hardcore fans are wondering what happened in the end after the end. Is the sugary epilogue isn't enough for you? Not enough fairies dancing around and throwing flowers? Let's see what's really behind the scenes (and just bound to happen) in the Harry Potter world after Harry strikes Voldemort to his death.
Molly Weasley and the Sextuplets:
In order to celebrate the end of you-know-who (condoms, in this case), Molly and Arthur get busy in their wizarding house and throw the party of the century. Drunk house elves and Weasleys were all over the place, staggering around and leaning on others, telling of stories from the Voldemort days. The next morning, they woke up to mounds of garbage and decided to create a brand new spell that was supposed to keep Molly's house clean. Imagine their surprise when not only did the house remain in its dirt ridden state, but the clock popped up behind them with 6 new names on its circle. It read "inside the womb." The spell had instead made her pregnant with six babies- hey, no one knows how magic works. Molly's uterus is just determined to repopulate the wizard population itself. Her belly inflated quickly and she waddled around everywhere like an overweight (American) penguin.
When the 6 kids were born, Molly had to change hundreds of diapers a week, and trust us, "Accio poop" is not an appropriate spell to use. They practically had to start their own garbage dump behind their house (pun intended). Molly and Arthur felt like they were new parents again, as it had been many years since she pushed the last one out of her uterus and home. Suddenly, the house was filled with the joyous voices of young children screaming and in a few years, with holes from the children being troublemakers and using their parents wands when they were busy with the other kids. One good thing, is that Molly no longer had any trouble with the garden gnomes. 2 of 4 new boys, Fred and George #2s (just kidding, she gave them their own names, right?), took it upon themselves to set off fireworks in the gnomes' lair and create mini explosions throughout it, resulting in a gnome massacre. The survivors marched off to new land, where they faced further toils at the hand of Ron and Hermione's new children. Finally, the year came when Molly and Arthur tearfully waved goodbye to all 6 of them at King's Cross station. Before Christmas, one of them really did send back a toilet seat.
And the house never did get clean.
(Picture: Molly yelling, straight from the 7th movie Bellatrix battle scene,
not my good tablecloth, you tots! )