soooo, me and my friend were chatting on aim at 3 in the morning, as we always do and she found a list of 20 things to annoy lord voldemort. we thought it was a good idea, so we came up with our own ways to annoy voldemort. her penname is bubblegum love and she deserves partial credit. R&R please.

Ways to Annoy Lord Voldemort

#1 ask him why he doesn't have a cool scar on his forehead

#2 during death eater meetings, smile and say that you taught him everything he knows

#3 karate chop him

#4 call him 'the man who let the boy live'

#5 knit him really hideous clothes.

#6 burst into tears when he refuses to wear said clothes

#7 sing 'can you feel the love tonight' from the lion king. very loudly

#8 after you finish the song, ask him very seriously if he can feel the love?

#9 knock on his bedroom door at 4 in the morning, and briskly announce that the boy who lived has requested that he stop trying to kill him; it's not working out

#10 give him a toy doll, insisting that he take his anger out on it instead of others, also pointing out that he can kill it over and over

#11 force him to play hide and seek with you, insisting that it will 'bring out his inner child'

#12 buy a voldemort voodoo doll at walmart

#13 pull it out during death eater meetings and tickle it

#14 use a permanent marker to draw a lightning bolt scar on his forehead while he sleeps

#15 do the same thing again, but draw a pair of round glasses

#16 when he comes up with yet another brilliant plan to do away with harry potter, roll your eyes and say loudly, "yeah, since that worked so well the first time"

#17 tell him he needs a theme song, then start singing 'i want it that way' by the backstreet boys very very loudly

#18 smack him on the head every couple minutes saying, 'mosquito'

#19 come up with a list of rules as to how he can use his wand, listing everything he already uses under the coloum DANGEROUS!

#20 write a list of hazardous ways to use a wand, demonstrating them all on him, such as 'poking someone in the eye' 'this can lead to vision impairment'

#21 lock nagini in a chest and when voldemort asks where she is, tell him that snakes are not socially acceptable pets, and bring him a puppy

#22 feed the voldemort voodoo doll to a cat, and at death eater meetings ask him 'cat got your tongue?'

#23 make him a lovely dinner, and when he asks you what it was, grin mischievously and say, 'snake'

#24 hum loudly when he's about to ask you something, and when he starts looking annoyed, look up and ask 'sorry, did you say something?"

#25 during death eater meetings stare at him and grin and wink when he looks at you, doing this every few minutes until he asks you what you're doing. look confused and say you have no clue what he's talking about. then as he goes back to the meeting, grin and wink at him again.