Hamilton was insufferable. Burr actually thought about killing himself on no less than three occasions purely than to escape him and it made him hate life.
"Hey Burr, have you seen this peanut brittle stuff? It's so freaking good try it oh my gosh."
Never mind. He takes that back. He still hates Hamilton but his rethinking the hating life bit. Not like he has much a choice in it.
Burrs hand shakes with the effort to not shove the sweet into his mouth and he lets out an upset "I'm allergic to nuts" as his hand moves toward his mouth of its own violation.
"Then what the heck Burr don't eat it!"
Burr violently threw the peanut brittle at the wall as Hamilton made, a god honest shriek over the loss of freaking candy when Burr almost just died.
"WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT? YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO RUIN IT? Wait a second why the heck were you going to eat it?"
"None of your business. Goodbye."
"No don't leave, tell me why'd you do that!"
Burrs feet were glued to the ground and he was chocking on his syllables through gritted teeth.
"You told me to."
"But tell me why'd you listen to me."
"Fine. If you must know I was born with a strange condition that causes me great physical pain if I don't do as I'm told."
Hamilton's eyes went wide "wait really? No way! Say I'm smarter than you."
"I'm smarter than you."
"Haha very funny shut up."
Burr opened his mouth to say something but chocked on air as nothing came out and Hamilton started laughing and said "seriously? This is real? Get out of here?" while Burr glared and went to leave the room.
"Wait wait, I'm sorry you can talk. You have to stay here though this is just too good."
You have to stay. Luckily not the same as just stay. Burr kept leaving and said "I'd rather die thanks"
"Fine! Go home and be bitter then!"
"Not like I wasn't going to bitter after you ruining my night anyway!"
"Oh bite me!"
Hamilton's eyes widened as Burr charged back into the room "Oh shit oh shit oh shit Burr no don't OW CRAP WHAT THE HECK BURR!"
Burr spit blood out of his mouth. "I can't help it you told me to jerk wad."
"Did you have to do it so hard though?"
"No but it hurts to delay it at all. Besides if you're going to make me suffer then I'm not going to cater to your stupidity."
"Ok um, go screw yourself?"
Burr looked terrified for a second and started trembling with the effort to stay still "I would rather not spend an hour slowly putting metal into my body is that really what you want me to do?"
"Crap no sorry I uh…"
"I need you to tell me not to now please"
"Don't screw yourself?"
Burrs entire body sagged in relief "Thank you. May I go home now?"
"Yeah sure sorry. Oh but come see me tomorrow though."
Burr seethed at this "I hate you."
"No you don't you know you love me. See you later."